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[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago

Where programming?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

It looks like they imported an isometric view into 2D space

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

That's a miniature sofa.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

This furniture is actually a sex furniture. At least it's marketed as such locally, exactly the same shape, and pretty popular at local fetish/BDSM events.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

Yeah first though when I looked at this was "wait isn't this literally the sex couch ?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

What positions can you do on it, that are comfortable for both parties? Or is it meant for less comfortable stuff only?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Link to illustrations (hopefully the spoiler tag keeps apps from embedding) - >!https://www.sextoydistributing.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/20/ag830-1_540x540.png!<

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

♪ Get off
Twenty-three positions in a one-night stand
Get off
I'll only call you after if you say I can ♪

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

BOOTY WORSHIP 🙏

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

#9: Stand and deliver

Dude is totally fucking her knees.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

More importantly, the chair isn’t even part of that illustration 😅

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

Who are we to judge

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago

The artist really gave up early. Some of the positions just look superimposed over the chair.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

@[email protected] Why don't you crosspost when copying posts?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

This is crossposted

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Is lemmynsfw always that much down?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

This is CAD software, and not something like blender right? So they are gonna physically make that chair, and not use it for an 18+ video game?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

You can still get usable assets from cad software - I used to be big into mods, and I'd usually start any object models by throwing it together in Inventor then porting it to blender for the texture/UV/rigging/etc part. It's not super efficient, thats for sure, but if you think better in breps than polygons (like me) it was a good workaround for having to learn new skills...