this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
76 points (89.6% liked)

Programmer Humor

23958 readers
881 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This furniture is actually a sex furniture. At least it's marketed as such locally, exactly the same shape, and pretty popular at local fetish/BDSM events.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

Yeah first though when I looked at this was "wait isn't this literally the sex couch ?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What positions can you do on it, that are comfortable for both parties? Or is it meant for less comfortable stuff only?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Link to illustrations (hopefully the spoiler tag keeps apps from embedding) - >!https://www.sextoydistributing.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/20/ag830-1_540x540.png!<

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

♪ Get off
Twenty-three positions in a one-night stand
Get off
I'll only call you after if you say I can ♪

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

BOOTY WORSHIP 🙏

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

#9: Stand and deliver

Dude is totally fucking her knees.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

More importantly, the chair isn’t even part of that illustration 😅

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

Who are we to judge

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago

The artist really gave up early. Some of the positions just look superimposed over the chair.