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This furniture is actually a sex furniture. At least it's marketed as such locally, exactly the same shape, and pretty popular at local fetish/BDSM events.
Yeah first though when I looked at this was "wait isn't this literally the sex couch ?"
What positions can you do on it, that are comfortable for both parties? Or is it meant for less comfortable stuff only?
Link to illustrations (hopefully the spoiler tag keeps apps from embedding) - >!https://www.sextoydistributing.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/20/ag830-1_540x540.png!<
♪ Get off
Twenty-three positions in a one-night stand
Get off
I'll only call you after if you say I can ♪
BOOTY WORSHIP 🙏
#9: Stand and deliver
Dude is totally fucking her knees.
More importantly, the chair isn’t even part of that illustration 😅
Who are we to judge
The artist really gave up early. Some of the positions just look superimposed over the chair.