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Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops
(www.dailystar.co.uk)
The previous one he felt, but took for a turd
this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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Nature bats last.
A lot of antelopes about to be mysteriously pushed out windows.
I think invasion is too strong a term. Maybe, a special operation of antelopes?
1 meter strong 💪📏
My contributions to saiga conservation years ago have paid off.
Australia lost to the emus Now russia is facing the antelopes.
In a two front war. Rest in piss.
Also, discouraging words are seldom heard there, and in the daytime the skies are cloudless.
Sounds like they are about to join Australia in loosing a war to animals.
Yeah too loose and they'll slip right in
So you best lube up and brace yourself.
Everything is going according to plan!
Year 3 of the 3 day special military operation.
Are you sure this is not The Onion?
David Attenborough: here we see the majestic Long Horned Steppe Gonzo placidly grazing.
Step gonzo, what are you doooooiiiiiiing?
You're fine he's just looking for Henrietta
He should consider himself lucky. Next time, it’s the rabbits. Ask Napoleon.
Why did he run? That's like the epitome of fluffy awwww
Can you imagine? Cynical machoman invader can't be seen as Snow White :D
Adding this to the time travel list.
The Daily Star is really more entertaining semi-fiction than news, but this is still Onion-worthy.
Remind me. Antelopes: Delicious or nah?
Pretty much all meat is delicious cooked right.
Except moles. Apparently they taste like shit however you cook em.
EXCUSE-ME?!?!!
You're a bunny, you're not even exotic meat.
Yeah, but they might have Mad Mad Bunny disease. You don't want none of them prions, dawg.
Yes officer, this person right here
Mmm... long pork...
Speed goat
Great, I searched for long pork recipes and now I guess I'm on a ton of watchlists 😐
You always were.
You should look up the foot taco stuff on reddit, if its still there. It was a while ago.
Best I can do is burger king foot lettice.
Probably delicious when cooked right. Never had antelope, but reindeer and moose are probably in the same pallpark and those are both good.
One day Oversimplified will cover this on youtube. Just like the pig war and the emu war.
And he'll release it right after he covers vietnam. Which will be in approximately 90 years.
Guy can’t handle a dozen people handy with steak knives.