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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the point if it's not nuclear and doesn't have any SLBMs?

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Let's make sure all the billionaires hear about this yeah?

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Meh, I've seen a few of these pop up and get articles written about them over the years. They usually disappear soon after. Probably just trying to scam money from Investors.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

US Subs has offered these for decades and they're a legit commercial submarine firm. I'm not sure anyone actually wants to buy them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I read on a pop sci magazine years ago that "this is not the first time we have offered a design, but nobody was willing to buy one so it didn't get built"

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago

They usually disappear soon after

Yes, they go under the water

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

C'mon orcas, you know what to do

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

orphaned orca sadly straps on suicide vest

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Wasn't there a mission in one of the Armored Core games where you sank shit like that?

We need mecha.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Will this one also be steered with a gaming controller?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pretty hard to download these mandatory windows updates when youre uner 500m of water.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't worry, those PCs are immune to freezing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Plus they're using Linux.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ah, yes, to get to their bunker undetected when the revolt begins.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unironically, yes, that probably is what it's for. I wouldn't be surprised if Larry Ellison and Mark Zuckerberg are excavating under sea cliffs in Lānaʻi as we speak.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

New Zealand, there's a billionaire commune there that's been robbery criticized for bunker building and pay to stay passports.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's also a billionaire commune in South Dakota...

Vivos xPoint

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Is that captain nemo?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Welcome aboard Captain. All systems online

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want a sequel to that game now damn it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was a sequel of sorts, Subnautica: Below Zero. It feels pretty different, but it's fun in its own right.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep. Played and beat it in less than a week. It was really fun and spooky.

Where's a sequel at? Any games in development similar to it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I think there is a sequel in the works. Supposed to be co op also!

[–] [email protected] 133 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Their business strategy will be releasing another rendered picture every six months to bring in new investors and inevitably after few years they will ethier go bankrupt or become another yacht company that will call itself "yacht market disruptor" or "the most innovative yacht company".

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

or they just the psyop to cover up a new class 9f military submarine being build, u cant hide a drydock from satelites but u can lie about what u building there

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Ha! Gottem)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depth charges aren’t that hard to make…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Any idea how ? Asking for a friend ofc.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You fill a barrel full of Ammonium-Nitrate fertilizer and put a 30-120 seconds delay fuze depending on expected depth. You start the fuze and drop it into the water. Voila Depth-Charge.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Pleasepleaseplease put bazillions of dollar-equivalents into building this thing and then get it stuck in ice that later cuts into the hull and sinks it πŸ™ I know the unfathomably wealthy will never do anything to make this world actually decent but they can at least let us have a decent laugh once in a while!

(I'm assuming the pollution left before it's towed out of the environment will be less than the pollution from actually running the thing) (Also "towed out of the environment" is a funny reference. May need to look up "front fell off." I am asleep.)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every sinking vessel can be a submarine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

once or forever, depending on your perspective

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ahh yes, the super rich's favorite scenery in their luxurious craft, pitch black.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Can't wait for the Migaloo 2: Electric Boogaloo.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Getting a bit "Nautilus from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" vibes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Or Nautilus from Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea vibes, even.

Except that Capt. Nemo was an anti imperialist king.

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