SlopppyEngineer

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

I took the "I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him..." route. Now they know to leave me alone most of the time when I'm busy but will come to me if they need some love. Or they're really hungry.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

https://youtube.com/shorts/ETBQdho90xU

https://youtube.com/shorts/XTfg7VQZ8_4

The last one is: remove the liner in the cargo compartment in the door, pop a flap on the bottom and pull the little tab on the cable that comes out. Even of your know, in a full panic it's going to be hard.

Use the metal part of the seat belt to smash the window is going to be easier in panic mode.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

The term is a bit confusing to me as we use "black" for working in the informal economy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A bang big enough to blow up a typhoon is big enough to cause nuclear winter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

"The kitchen here is contaminated."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I guess we'll just have to call it Hong Gary then.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

You'd think by now Jean-Luc Picard would be a well known example and systems are able to deal with it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Yeah, this is his daughter

[–] [email protected] 213 points 2 days ago (11 children)

"We call her Carrie, because of the carriage return."

You can also try to give the child NULL as middle name for additional fun.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

A patriarchal religion is going to put a male figure in charge of course.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

In church I've been saying in the name of the father and the son, not mother and daughter, so that's an easy assumption to make.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

Last I heard this is for onboard speech recognition and basic image recognition/OCR so these things can more intelligently listen, see and store what you're doing without sending it to a server. Not creepy at all.

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