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Asking the real questions (jlai.lu)

submitted 8 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 150 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

"We call her Carrie, because of the carriage return."

You can also try to give the child NULL as middle name for additional fun.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (4 children)

someone tried that with their license plate, it turned out well: https://www.wired.com/story/null-license-plate-landed-one-hacker-ticket-hell/

edit: archive link

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

He is being too nice. He needs to get a lawyer and sue that shitty company for harassment and whatever else.

ETA: The US isn't overly litigious. We are under litigious if anything.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

they should have just used rust smh

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I just realized that the shitty software on the other side of the divide is casting null to ”null", which absolutely explains that issue. What a cluster

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, I love to rag on languages with weak typing, because of the potential for a bug, but seeing it play out in reality, directly with user input, that's certainly something else.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

shudders in NodeJS

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, this is his daughter