dodgy_bagel

For me, massive amounts of blood loss.

The last two elections were also the most important elections of our lifetime.

I dreamed Bob Dylan was a friend of mine

It's a verb too.

Rizz = charisma.

To rizz = to be charismatic.

Sometimes it's the same as flirting, but sometimes it isn't.

It would be great if they didn't limit early voting to today and Monday, 8-5, at one location for a county with a million residents. Also, it's a 30 minute drive.

Farming communities have well-staffed early voting locations, but not the metro.

Funny how that works.

Did I fucking say that?

I did, a few weeks ago.

I'm part of that 5% thay says she aint left enough.

I've never had issues with my printer's usb port.

Right, but we fucked off the island and had a grand old time. There are no records that we were in any particular hardship since landing in America.

The other side of the family was busy yodeling in the alps until 1905. Maybe they got caught up in Napoleonic shit.

I reckon the last bad thing that happened to my ancestors was the civil war.

The English civil war.

I, for one, quite enjoy not having the dangly hitboxes anymore.

I got a lot more than just the one. I've got so many freckles I have to undress to see my OG skin tone.