HAHAHAHA! Hire some MAGA fuckers to help you out. The real shame, the asswipes hiring the illegals should be prosecuted too.
Leopards Ate My Face
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The leopards were supposed to eat everybody else's face only.
Ah yes, making America Great Again. By bringing us back to a time period in which everyone in the household worked on the farm. Kids didn't go to school during planting and harvesting. Ditto for milking season. Better pump out six kids so you can have farm hands!
Dont' forget an unchallengable patriarchy and lots of Jeeeezus!!
My parents used to export fruits For a brief moment, I worked for the family business and had the pleasure of meeting some of these people.
I met a farmer that sold cherries. Over dinner he was telling me how pissed he was about Mexicans taking jobs away from Americans.
When pressed on why he doesn't just hire Americans, he said no Americans wants to work minimum wage to pick cherries for 10 hours a day.
My dad has been trying to convince him for years that his rhetoric is ultimately going to hurt his livelihood. But his patriotism/ tribalism outweighs all logic.
No idea how he is doing now, but I imagine he just let his fruit drop this year.
He fucking TOLD you what he was going to do. In very simple, plain language even.
To be fair, everything out of his mouth is a lie. He told us he was going to do many things.
Now they can find a cliff and jump! That would solve the country’s issue with stupidity and solve many national security concerns.
Now We’re Milking Cows Alone at 4 A.M.
Well, you voted Trump, now you get to milk it for all it's worth. At 4 AM.
Get rekt, and pay a living wage next time you try and start a business.
I mean, if you hire illegal immigrants you have to know someday you might lose those employees. The key is in the name: illegal.
Or even hire legal immigrants, they still get deported all the same.
Which is usually a benefit for them. You call enforcement when they start talking about labor conditions or unions.
The fascists are morons and overplayed their hand.
I wanted a new piercing but now I have a hole in my body with a piece of metal in it and am out $100. How could this go so wrong‽
And to this milk farmer I say: Shut up and keep milking
I hope the industry collapses.
If you voted for Trump you deserve worse than you'll get.
Not a shred of simpathy from me. Now milk faster. Papa needs his cereal in the morning.
remember when humans were free of intoxicants and violence ?
the good old-never-fucken-happened days.
If you don't want to have to be milking cows in the wee hours, maybe cow farming isn't for you.