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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Osakmakwabane, he went by Osas

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Rasmus-Nikolaj, with a hyphen, counts as one name right?

One of my teachers' son is named such. Was to be named Ib but they found that too short, and then couldn't agree on their favorite alternatives so they chose both. With a hyphen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Met a Christopherrobinhood once.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

hmmm... evangeline for a girl, i think it's like evangeline rose for the full first name.

a rare name for guys is like claudualdo. usually guy names are shorter. benjamin or methuselah are more common.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My friend's name is literally "Long". I think that counts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

There's a difference between long and longest, and I think that counts, too :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Very longish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

"Clinicallydepressedpoochie" is in the running.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Ken. I don't get out much.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A girl I knew was called, and I shit you not: Estradivarius. 5 syllables. Yes, the same name as the clothing store which itself named after the string instrument.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Estradivarius. 5 syllables.

E-strad-i-var-i-us . 6, right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, I'm not sure. In Spanish it's es-tra-di-va-rius.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Okay, good to hear someone else say this about Spanish. Like how "diez" is much closer to 1 syllable than 2

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I work with a lot of folks in India with super long names and they generally have a shorter version everyone calls them by.

I think the longest for someone I've met is "Vishnuvardhan" but everyone calls him Vish.

Then the problem is having a dozen Vish's.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Gesundheit!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Native Hawaiian names can be pretty long.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In Spain, four syllable names aren't rare. Antonio or Ignacio are quite common. Isidoro and Wenceslao, are more rare but I've met some.

Then there are composite names that might seem two names but are considered a single one, like José María or Francisco Javier.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was thinking of those composite names too, like Juan Miguel Archangel (John Michael Archangel) but the person having such a name would just choose at most two and would introduce themselves as John, or Michael, or Miguel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Unless it rolls well out of the tongue like José Luís, almost all people with composite names go by one of the components or a specific short for that composite name.

For example: José María get shortened to Chema, or María Teresa turns into Maite.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My sister because she legally changed her name to include all her favorite names because she couldn't decide on just 3. So all of them are 2-3 hyphenated names.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My ex-mil is/was an ECC clerk at a public elementary school, and she mentioned a girl named "Imamiracle".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I knew a girl named Miracle when I was in grade school, but Iamamiracle is ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Either her parents were having trouble conceiving or they were juggalos.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Probably the former.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

Inigomontoyayoukilledmyfatherpreparetodie

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not the longest, but I once worked with a Thai lady named Soda Pop. She swore it was her real name, it was on all her work documents and everything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I once knew a Thai woman named Siri Alexa. Seriously, she is about 65 and is quite tired of the jokes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Thai people tend to have names that mean things like that.

Common ones I've seen:

Pang = bread Namsom = orange juice Namphueng = honey (bee water) Namfon = rain water Somporn = auspicious orange Somwan = sweet orange

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trout Fishing in America, followed by Dependable Hickory.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like "troutfishinginamerica"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, named for a novella by Richard Brautigan, Trout Fishing in America (1967). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trout_Fishing_in_America

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Duck. I dont how to phrase this question