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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago

Hmm...

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Pretty sure it's just a bug in the federation of images between blahaj.zone and lemmy.world, but it was a funny coincidence.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Isn't public nudity legal in all UK? Policing aid:

Behaviour described by caller

Passive behaviours in public

Sunbathing, walking, cycling, swimming, gardening, home maintenance, etc.

Provide advice
If they are just being naked in public, it will be lawful activity
Explain to caller that no offences are being committed
No police action necessary

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not to get sidetracked but what is the significance of the red right arms? Scots burn quickly in sunlight but not usually in such an isolated way.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

On Saturday (17 May) the women stood outside the Scottish parliament building with their shirts off and their arms painted red, which they said was a mark of solidarity with anti-fascist feminists across Europe.

https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/05/17/scottish-parliament-holyrood-trans-protest-supreme-court/

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[–] [email protected] 135 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Tits censored, guess they are women then. Fuck the transphobes

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[–] [email protected] 193 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

Another example of the Scots fighting for freedom .... they've been doing it successfully for thousands of years and they're still doing it!

I will never in my life ever understand the fight against gay, lesbian, bi, queer, LGBTQ+

They are a fraction of the population yet the majority causes them immeasurable harm simply because they exist. The louder they persecute, the more prominent LGBTQ+ movement becomes .... it's contradictory. If conservatives had just left them alone, there would almost be no issue about any of this at all.

There are far more important debates and fights to be had in our society .... namely the fight to preserve the survivability of our species in the coming centuries ... yet here we are fighting about who gets to show or not show their tits!!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

it's because it's not a fraction of the population... it's all of us. it's a threat to one's own identity to hear someone challenge the little delusional box we place ourselves in

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One of the reasons LGBTQ+ people get so much hate is because of male insecurity and the global crisis increasing feelings of helplessness and despair.

It's also got to do with the haters projecting the things they deny themselves (to be manly or whatever) onto LGBTQ+ persons - and then hating them for allegedly having those freedoms.

Nothing is wrong with being LGBTQ+. It's the people who hate them for not fitting their norm who need help.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's nothing to understand. It's about hate and fear. Conservatives, specifically the alt-right, uses pre-existing prejudices to whip fear into their followers so that they get distracted.

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

You can change this to whatever out-group they have chosen:

  • Trans-people
  • autistic people specifically
  • LGBT people
  • neurodivergent people
  • gay people specifically
  • muslims
  • non-white people
  • black people specifically
  • Catholics (if you're protestant)
  • Protestant (if your Catholic)
  • left handed people

The list literally goes on. All so that their followers get distracted from the people who are picking their pockets.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As far as I'm concerned, the only minority group of people we should all actively persecute is the ultra wealthy class of people who represent a small fraction of the global population yet control overwhelmingly all the wealth in our civilization. They would rather watch the world burn than in allowing anyone to create any kind of equitable society to share even a fraction of the wealth in our world.

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Conservatives need a demographic to hate. This one is perfect because they will never be Conservatives, and most hardcore Conservatives can't stand to see homosexual PDA.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Disgust is a powerful motivator and influencer. It's an evolutionary survival trait we're wired to feel it easily and pick up on others felling it. Eww, this ham is awful. Everyone does a double-take, and many will perceive it as bad and consider throwing it out simply because someone else's judgment passed it as nasty.

It's VERY easy to get many to feel disgust against something simply by pointing at it and saying it's disgusting. You point out a few things and make a face, neanderthal brain says you know they're likely onto something.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

they will never be Conservatives

I wish that were true, but I have family that is deeply conservative and so is her wife.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If they let up on hating an outside groups for a moment, people might notice that they have no policies that anyone wants.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I just had a look at the global demographics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_sexual_orientation

Those identifying as a different sexual identity from heterosexuality averages less than 10% of the overall population .... it could be argued that LGBTQ+ people who are stigmatized would be less likely to report their actual identities in these surveys ... but in progressive countries like Canada, Australia and most developed European countries who are supposedly more progressive and open still show a minority of the population identifying as such.

It will forever be a stupid reason to fight over identity of any gender or identity in anyone .... especially at this point in our history when so much more should be more important to all of us ... we're facing an existential crisis right now as a species and instead we are spending a lot of time and energy debating our sexual morals and preferences?

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[–] [email protected] 373 points 1 day ago (2 children)

SOMETIMES A CHECKMATE IS JUST SO FUCKING POETIC.

Butters: weiners out!

[–] [email protected] 143 points 1 day ago (2 children)

For real, this is such a great move. Oh sure, the government could just ban nipples in general, but good luck enforcing that when it gets mildly warm and every scottish man rips their shirt off

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago

is that the "red wave" they've been warning us about?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Not the fucking Onion.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Combattre les totons par les totons!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I assume totons is boobies.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'd bet it's also a double entendre for something that roughly means "bad guys". Assuming combattre probably has the same root as combat, the post has a cadence like "fight the transphobes with the tits!"

I also don't know French but guessing at it seemed fun

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Pretty good yes. ToTon is the Québec version of têton (tits) And and calling someone ToTon is about equivalent to dumbass. It's a play on fighting fire with fire. Maybe you could changeto Guess-tephan

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You're mostly right. To call someone a "toton" is an insult to that person's intelligence. It's also a derivative of the word "téton", which means tit.
"Combattre" is also effectively the verb "to fight".

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Biological women can do it too if they print and cut out pics of men nipples and stick them on top.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

The bigoted politicians spouses aren't concerned about their partner leaving them for someone who is cisgender.

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