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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

What's the difference between an application and a program?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

The original Macintosh had an Applications folder. App is what I use to cut through tech speak for people at work because the shortcut is less daunting. They have apps on their phone. They must not be scary like Programs and Applications.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Historically, an app is something with very limited uses, and a program is more powerful.

Adobe PhotoShop is a program. Apple Photos is an app.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I'd say it gets a little different with command line utilities


maybe "utility" is the appropriate term here, but I'd call something like grep a program, not an application (again


"utility" also works).

To be sure, grep is extremely powerful, but its scope is limited.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

The meme is good and all, but seeing it makes me feel irrationally annoyed because the first place I saw it was a rascist pleroma (fediverse software; mastodon but rasict) instance that had it embedded in the frontend. This just reminds me of it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

It's worse if you have ever worked in food service. "App" is short for "appetizer".

::cries in very specific form of confusion::

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I powered on my computer, my app started, which started my main app, which started my essential apps, which started my app that I use to open my other app, which I use to go to my other app that I use to watch other apps being used by otgher people.

You will get an invisible candy if you can correctly decode this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I'll bite: I powered on my computer. My bios started which started my init process, which started my daemons, which started my login manager (maybe slim), which started my DE (maybe gnome), which I use to go to my browser in order to watch other people stream video games.

I'm dicey on what the browser is being used for - maybe security software? - but I feel like it's plausible.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Double plus good!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

I miss when game had content patches instead of dlc

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

They trying the Algorithm to AI nowdays.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

The word app has been around forever, first appearing in the 1970s (according to some dictionaries I just googled). Pendulum swung towards “programs” and we have since swung back to the correct term.

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