god i want a fucking pizzaaaaaaaaaaa
Been stuck in my head ever since my stupid A&W post earlier
too fat
this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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Chicago deep dish or New York slices?
I will kill you
Do you want pizza or not?
Of course I do but neither of those monstrosities qualify
Bro, there is no way you post pictures of new York style pizza and then claim it's not real pizza!
Is it like the Moscow Kebab, or the Egyptian Sushi?
I don't want to end up on a list for searching those. Could you briefing explain?
This is a shitpost, I will do whatever the fuck I please
Fair
Especially when I am loopy as hell. Sleep eludes me. Pizza eludes me. Joy eludes me. I will shitpost it up as it is the last pillar of hope in the acropolis of my sanity
You deserve sleep homie. That shit is important. Please actively seek it whether by "vigorous exercise" or chemical help. I love you random Internet stranger, and want you happy and healthy.
Eh. It'll happen someday.... Someday...
🤞
Today aint that day. My shoulder decided to get fucked for no reason while I was just sitting down at my desk. My eyelids have kettleballs on them (Reminds me, I should play Hitman) and I can taste the memory of pizza. Cross another set of fingers.
Homie(and I may need to take this information myself) please go to sleep!
I've been trying but night terrors and a cpap thing and stuff okay STUFF. Just kill me and get it over with
Bruh, you are the same person I've been trying to tell this same thing towards. I want to repeat my last statement towards you, and also thank you for creating the star trek c/, go to sleep!
And you are the I am person who saying things is SLEEP CANNOT I CAN. It will happen someday but not today
Also ♥️ for your hard work!
Hard work
I post memes lol
Not awarding regardless.
Save the hard work praise for the people who do shit other than throw funny at the wall and see what sticks lol
Yes, will do! Thank you for the suggestion!
😘
Those are real pizzas.
Detroit style is pizza in panties.
Does Lemmy even have a Random Acts of Pizza community? 🤔
The one on Imgur rocks.
Seems like it would perfectly align with Lemmy's ideals.
Not that I'm aware of but then I'm just the meme guy
Me too but the wife wants to cook. Why? I tell her we can afford to eat pizza every night and she says she doesn't want to eat it that much. What is wrong with her?
Not a singular clue. Woman is clearly a psychopath. Divorce her and marry me so we can pizza together everynight. But first, as a token of our love, pizza now?
Is Detroit style ok? Then meet me at Loui's and bring the parmesan
Sir... Detroit style is the only pizza I eat...
Come on. Leave her. I give way better head, I promise
nice, send me your address and I'll send you the pizza
Plus if you let us know where your hide-a-key is, we’ll bring the pizza in for you
If only my many, many, many layers of anxiety and paranoia and trauma stemming from past relationships/experiences would allow for that...
Alas I dream of the 'za. I weep for the 'za. I sob for the 'za. I shan't have the 'za. 'za too expensive.
C'est la vie
You can trust me, bro
I can't trust myself, dude. I made a Kofi ages ago and put it in my profile. Almost had a stroke
Edit: This was not a prompt to send me money. I will just refund it. As much as I want pizza, I don't want it to be at the cost of someone else. Go send it to a food bank or something. They need it.
Say no more, sent some cash for pizza, thanks for [email protected] lol
Love long and prosper 🖖
No, that's not what I meant when saying that dammit! You live long and prosper right back as I refund this immediately.
:O everybody deserves pizza
I don't. Don't worry about it. I appreciate it though <3 sorry
You're not playing the game right. You're losing the game!!!
The story of my entire life.
I just don't want someone wasting money on me.
You're actually worth it.
Eh, debatable. I just post memes. Peoples money is better spent elsewhere.