Finally an ADHD meme I cannot relate to.
I find subtitles super distracting.
this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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If you use Linux this works reasonably well to provide captions when there are none available
I can't be seen without my glasses!
Whoaaa, mama!
It me.
God forbid you turn on the subtitles for a dubbed anime and now the words don't match what anyone is saying.
This happened when I decided to practice language by using the audio/subtitle options on Netflix. I ended up getting annoyed by the Spanish subtitles and spoken Spanish being different, and I couldn't do both simultaneously.
Btw, some of the puns on Spanish-language Bojack Horseman are even better than the originals. The translation team must have been masters to be that on-point, consistently, throughout a show that practically breathes puns. (Well, puns and tragedy.)
Had this happen recently with Death Note. I kept seeing memes about the fuckin show so I watched a synopsis of it. I thought "Well that ending is stupid. I'll never watch it."
5 hours later I found myself on the third episode like "Huh?"
But I digress. I turned on the subtitles and was driven batshit insane. Wasn't worth the effort of trying to find ones that matched. Everything was the same gist but the wrong wording and I was losing my mind.
When you dub, you have to find words that match the mouth flaps, but subtitles can say whatever.
Even worse, you've got 2 autistic children that lose their minds every time the subtitles don't match or are poorly translated or whatever, and loudly exclaim over the next 10-15 seconds of the show (unless interrupted by another poorly matching subtitle).
As an autistic man who gets sensory overload easily as hell, fucking nope. I would yeet the childs.
It is pretty overwhelming. I've had to just turn the subtitles off a few times.
Unless you have dubtitles
My wife (American) needs subtitles to understand British shows.
I was watching The Ritual and I had trouble understanding the characters because they talk so quietly and their accents didn't help.
I (American) need subtitles to understand American shows.
THIS
Wait is that a thing? For me the opposite is true, I can't focus on what's going on if there are subtitles. I'm always forced to read them somehow
We are the same. I compulsively read any text on screen, and miss key visual details because of it. I only want subtitles on non-english speech and Christopher Nolan films
I can see that you don't have hearing damage. Cause I definitely do and can't hear shit out of one of my ears anymore. With subtitles on I can actually hear what I'm watching better.
Not OP, but yes. My hearing is 20/20 and I can't be having with subtitles
Agreed, the only time I'd want subtitles are translations. And even then it's not optimal
pray you fuckers never have to work in checking if a video is in sync with the audio source. (EDIT : because once you do, you start to notice slight drifts in video/audio sync)
Where the fuck do the players hide the option to change it, which stupid key did I press to nudge it back slightly so the plosives are miliseconds behind, I HAVE TO FIX IT BUT I AM WATCHING IN COMPANY BUT IT BOTHERS ME AND I DON'T WANT TO STOP
I haven't worked in the field, but oh boy do I ever notice it. Is it the player? The display? The receiver? I don't know, and I will fuck with it until it's tolerable... and then something drifts and I'm clawing at the walls again. Yes, something in my setup sucks, but the gear is all from ~2017 and I'm broke. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My Xbox is connected to the 1080p/low latency HDMI port on my display, with the audio going over optical directly to my receiver, stereo only, foregoing 4K and surround sound for the express purpose of playing Rock Band with as little latency as possible. The two types of guitar and the drum set have slightly different optimal calibration settings in the game. The whole reason I bought a 360 over a PS3 back in the day was that the guitars were still wired, and trying to calibrate while playing on my friend's PS3 was next to impossible and spawned a lot of arguments.
Today, that same friend contentedly watches content 1/4-1/2 second out of sync. And his wife prefers watching everything with subtitles. So I have to actively ignore both distractions and pretend everything's fine to be a good friend. 🫠
Poor sound balance in modern media is real, but so is auditory processing disorder. And the two together suck ass.
I'm pretty sure poor sound balance in modern media is mandatory.
Poor sound balance is 95 % bad downmixing.
Going from 5.1 channels to 2 the media player should first bump up the center channel (the one for dialogue) a fair bit. But they don't because they use the coefficients from some manual from the fucking 1990s or whatever calibrated for expensive-ass headphones. Some players (e.g. Kodi) do have an option to amplify the center channel.
The second issue is overly large dynamic range which is inappropriate in noisy environments or when someone may be sleeping nearby. That's easily solved with an audio compressor. My receiver has a "night mode" that does exactly that.
Every streaming service should have both of those as easily toggleable options on their media players, but for some reason they don't. IDK if it's stupidity on their part or if their licensing contracts disallow "tampering" with the media or what it is but it would solve 95 % of audio balance complaints.
The other 5% is Christopher Nolan saying fuck anyone with an entertainment system worth less than $2 million