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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Someone near the top got the idea that the brand matters more than consistency in message.

When people started calling Coca-Cola, "Coke", they didn't change the name to "Cola", and they didn't abandon Coca-Cola.

Just one more example of meritocracy being dead. Fools at the top pulling levers they don't understand just because they can.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Who cares, I never stopped calling it HBO, just like I still call X "Twitter".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Probably to get rid of all the lifetime 50% discount users…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The point ? Wasting even more money on marketing budget

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

What else are they going to spend it on? Content?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Could be testing and data driven decision. Usually done with sample group before publishing half a dozen times.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Calling it now, this is the Coke/New Coke/Coke Classic strategy. Coke was good, New Coke sucked, and when they went back to Coke Classic, people were so happy they didn't even notice that they swapped out the sugar for corn syrup. They were HBO Max, then they became Max, added in a bunch of reality TV slop, and dropped a bunch of their other content. I bet they'll announce they're bringing back half of the library they dropped for the 30 House Hunters spin-offs they added and hope people will count it as a win.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Coke was good, New Coke sucked, and when they went back to Coke Classic, people were so happy they didn’t even notice that they swapped out the sugar for corn syrup

While I agree with the general statement of your comment, I do wish to be a bit "um actually 🤓☝️"

The new product continued to be marketed and sold as Coke (until 1990, when it was renamed Coke II) while the original formula was named Coca-Cola Classic, and for a short time it was referred to by the public as Old Coke. Some who tasted the reintroduced formula were not convinced that the first batches really were the same formula that had supposedly been retired that spring. This was true for a few regions, because Coca-Cola Classic differed from the original formula in that all bottlers who had not already done so were using high fructose corn syrup (HFCS) instead of cane sugar to sweeten the drink, though most had by this time.[11]: 183 

The putative switch was planned all along to cover the change from sugar-sweetened Coke to much less expensive high fructose corn syrup (HFCS), a theory that was supposedly given credence by the apparently different taste of Coke Classic when it first hit the market (the U.S. sugar trade association took out a full-page ad lambasting Coke for using HFCS in all bottling of the old formula when it was reintroduced).[11] In fact, Coca-Cola began allowing bottlers to remove up to half of the product's cane sugar as early as 1980, five years before the introduction of New Coke. By the time the new formula was introduced, most bottlers in the U.S. had already sweetened Coca-Cola entirely with HFCS.[2]

New Coke was a major fuck up, but it wasn't a cover up for swapping to HFCS. Reagnomics/shifting safety laws enabled it being used, before New Coke happened.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Hey, "um, actually," is half my comments, so I can't talk. Also, thanks for the info. It was a conspiracy theory that I heard a couple of times but never bothered to look up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Phef. I'm still salty from when they went max and threw up a TON of old Hannah Barbera and Tom and Jerry then pulled it back down before I could liberate it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

HBO: “…”

HBO: “Go”

HBO: “NOW!”

HBO: “MAX!”

MAX: “…”

HBO: “MAX!!”

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I had a front row seat to some of these shenanigans when I worked adjacent to some people directly involved in the Warner Media spinoff from AT&T. The level of executive incompetence would astound you. Even if you have worked for other big corps and think you've seen it all... this whole divestiture was an absolute clown show compared to what you usually see coming out of the C-Suite. And AT&T ate billions and billions in debt for this. lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Were the clowns mostly AT&T or Warner? Or pretty even between both?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There were plenty on both sides in that circus. I would say most of the blame is with AT&T though. When they bought Warner Media they replaced media execs with telco execs that knew jack shit about running a media business, and those execs ignored everyone telling them the right way to do things. Once you know about that, everything else makes a lot of sense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I can believe that. I used to work in broadcast TV operations/engineering and remember a boss at the time lamenting about how the FCC board was composed entirely of telco people, so it was no surprise that they were taking all our spectrum and giving it to the telcos. I can only imagine if you put them directly in charge of the media company.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I already can imagine the number of meetings had over weeks and months agonizing every name change and referencing focus groups etc with a bunch of people talking about numbers etc, gross.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Does CEO have a kid called Max?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 56 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

We don't need max in there who asked for max. Just call it HBO. Everyone knows HBO. And bring back that static TV intro too. Dumb ass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I want the DUN DU DUN DU DUUU NU NU intro with the camera flying over the town and a giant HBO logo warping into low earth orbit.

That intro slapped.

https://youtu.be/i1NKoMNy5bY

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And bring back that static TV intro too. Dumb ass.

It's still there?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The new stuff has that purple logo with like a bing bong sound

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is it region dependent, maybe? Which series or movie? I still see the static HBO intro in everything, including the just premiered stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I'm thinking it could be. While I do have access to the app through my inlaws account. I'm already set up pretty deep with plex and radrr and sonarr and everything else so I just pirate their content. Maybe the region online video is from uses a different start up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

When I watched Real Time and LWT last week, both had the usual static intro.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Because Cinemax but your point stands

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Cinemax was only softcore porn and action movies. We will be fine without having that in the name lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

They made The Knick which was cool, and sure it has the odd softcore porn scene here and there, but so does almost everything HBO has ever produced. It was their only drama production, but it wasn't without merit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't think I followed this... did HBO also own Cinemax? Is that why they called the service HBO Max?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Hbo bought Cinemax and I assume that was why they added max but I can't say for sure.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Employment justification

[–] [email protected] 103 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Don’t forget the brand color changes.

6 weeks ago they updated all their logos and signage to say max in grey instead of purple. Now they’re updating all the same collateral again to add “HBO” back.

That marketing and brand team has to be the biggest clown show of all time.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago

I work with people that are like this. They're fucking useless and they spend all of their time making busywork for others and trying to fail upwards.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 days ago (2 children)

it's the CEO. all of these changes are his calls. he decided to get rid of 'HBO', but obviously that was insane

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Discovery has been a clown show for years now, and Warner must have been an even bigger one to get bought by Discovery.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I know, you have a brand that is literally synonymous with movies for two entire generations of people.

Let's break it apart, let's change its name, let's spit it off as multiple products and then destroy half of them. Let's add a whole bunch of content and then remove it.

They're now synonymous with indecision, confusion, and whatever Hallmark movies they managed to have in their catalog these days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Quality movies and shows, HBO was the place for that for decades. If you saw HBO and static, you knew you were in for something good.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

HBO Go and HBO Now were technically different products. Kinda dumb though. HBO Go was for people who had HBO service through their cable provider so they could stream HBO on demand at no extra charge. HBO Now was a subscription streaming service for people who didn't have HBO.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

Blah blah blah I am gonna torrent the fuck outta them Millions must seed, I aint paying for that

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Depending on the length of the timeline for all those name changes, it rather looks like the HBO execs suffer from schizophrenia.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago