jdeath

so like, an ipad?

my nine-year-old recently wanted to watch this movie so we all watched it and when we got to the toilet instructions, I could not stop from busting out laughing. so funny!

exactly what a windows user would say

siri is getting a much edgier sense of humor, is all that's happening here

one thing i found that helps the size are these rubber bumpers you can stick onto the sides. somebody mentioned them to me, they're available on amazon and not expensive.

i bought one and ended up going back to my magic mouse. i use mostly magic mice, but i did finally figure out why i have such a strange mouse preference. it's the weight. so i bought a really lightweight razer mouse, and i enjoy using that.

it also charges on the bottom!

still a tiny screen

no cap?

is there supposed to be a "no" in that sentence or did i imagine that?

I'm glad there's still a place left for us old curmudgeons that isn't overrun by normies yet. i saw somebody suggest hosting things on tor, just for the purpose of keeping normies away from it. hilarious but probably would work great!