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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 33 minutes ago

GNU\Linux awareness is a good thing for everyone! If everone was aware; we would have better alternatives across the board.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 55 minutes ago (1 children)

Hey! Hookers are street working girls.

You find whores at brothels.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 45 minutes ago* (last edited 43 minutes ago) (1 children)

Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?

And escorts?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 minutes ago (1 children)

I can't believe my sleep addled brain read this as "e-scorts" like it was some new gaming thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 minutes ago

Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for "eScorts: Uber for hookers".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 58 minutes ago (1 children)

Hey baby, I got all the distros and we can try them all, all night long.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 42 minutes ago

Even Gentoo? 👉☺️👈

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Lol still trying to decide if the linuxsucks community is entirely genuine.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Considering the mod will ban you for expressing literally the same sentiment as the OP and was posting multiple time daily, I think they are.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Very strange because the shoe fits. Most Linux users are masochists in some way. They actually enjoy understanding and configuring their software.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

I don't care that Linux is talked about here. It's just insufferable having people commenting with this superior attitude about it making it seem like the second coming. It's just as bad as aggressive vegans and cryptobros.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago

Hope you like your new saviour, Crappy AI Generated Arch Jesus!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Does that really happen though? Maybe I just don't notice it.

I guess it comes up in any thread about windows, in the same way a post about "google chrome adds whatever anti-feature" is going to have comments saying "firefox is way better".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord Tux?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

Look, I got enough for two hours with one whore, or enough for 10 minutes with a dozen different whores.

I actually don't know where I was going with that, but something a long the lines of so many different distros and only so much time in a day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Why do the hookers get to decide it’s a brothel?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

they lobbied congress

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Oh, I'm sorry about the Linux thing, Russia.

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