"I just can't do it! You win this time, Ancient Egyptians!"
"Dearly departed 30 000 yen, please send a large group of your comrades to my pocket."
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Don’t worry about me pal, I have no intention of dying that easily.
Get in the robot, Shinji
I always forget that the quote isn't "Get in the fucking robot, Shinji
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“All the more reason to dissect one, before the whole species dies off.”
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"I'm fine, you guys can't hurt me so I don't even know why you even bother trying" (whoever you think said this is probably not who I'm quoting)
"That was the turning point. Since that day, I've lived a lie. The lie of living. My name too was a lie. My personal history, a lie. Nothing but lies. I was sick to death of a world that couldn't be changed. But even in my lies, I refused to give up in despair. But now this incredible power... it's mine... Well, then..."
Who's that old sourpuss, Roy?
I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.
Stone cold classic.
Spoiler
Ghost in the Machine: Stand Alone Complex
"There's no beef in here... so you wouldn't really call it bell peppers and beef."
You're gonna carry that weight
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"You made the bloody rain fall."
"The accumulation of those little despairs is what makes a person an adult."
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Not my top favorite, but it's great to quote without context:
"I'll let you suckle my teats, if you let me gobble your weanie."
Dan Da Dan
Why is everyone after my junk!?
“Say it thrice in your heart! ‘Enter the hero! Enter the hero! Enter the hero!’ Do that and I’ll be there!”
🎵 Total slaughter, total slaughter, I won't leave a single man alive.
La-di-da-di-die, genocide. La-di-da-di-dud, an ocean of blood.
Let's begin the killing time. 🎶
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Mayo
I have barely watched any anime in like 10 years, so this is probably too niche and dated, but...
The wind... Is cold today.
... A cold front is coming...
... From Siberia
(dies inside)