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This is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper
I’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬
I am currently regretting my choice to sit in the garden. About 20 concrete blocks.
entire crate of water bottles.
Hairbrush. It'd fit fine, but it's got rubberized paint that's coming off the handle. :/
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It's pointing at my finger, so an easy one.
Now start diddling your diddle Diddlydee
An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board...
I can make this work.
Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go
Either my 10in tablet, or my huge ~~ashtray~~ bowl
It's a car. RIP
TP
I'm also in the bathroom, but the TP is on my right and to the left is the shower. No objects that aren't attached to the building. So, that'll be hard.
You can do it, I believe in you.
To my left is just a door. So I guess I gotta shove a whole door up my ass
... 40 oz metal water bottle...
I'm pretty sure air already does this
Oh no.
Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight
This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them
When i thought she couldn't get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her
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Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?
Cat wand toy.
Perforated bowel coming up
My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.
Don't look up "anal vore"
Depends on how you shove him tho.........as long as your fiance is a man
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Cup.
Uhhhh
Nice, just a coke spoon
Whew, just a coffee mug.
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
Same. Even with a LOT of lube I think this is going to sting
No you've got it mixed up, he's a-pitchin'.
To my left is my dog Courage, she weighs about 50 lbs so having her shoved up my ass would probably end my life
A teaspoon, or worryingly the kitchen table upon which it is sitting.