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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

A two person seat on a train. Altho with a little shifting, ok now just my backpack. Been wanting to replace my daily anyway, make this one the dirty work pack.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You betchya

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

I'm in bed laying on my right side... So the ceiling fan? 💀

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Roll of toilet paper.

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Perfect day* to be a martial artist

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Today its luggage. I'm gonna need a lube wale...a belube wale.

[–] Luma@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thankfully just a lip balm...

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

Too small, it's gonna get lost.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I keep telling my girlfriend that yes, bulk liquid soap has its advantages, but have we really done a thorough analysis of the potential second and third order consequences?

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's my wife so I guess it depends on how much of her

[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hurry onward Lindsay Lohan, or you will soon be dead.

Sharpie.

slightly concerned it doesn't have a flare but this isn't gonna go too wrong I don't think.

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Well, my terrier is going up my ass, apparently. Sorry, boy.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh no it's my dog!

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Air purifier....

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

A jar. We all know how that ends.

[–] jim3692@discuss.online 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Disorder6069@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Floor to ceiling window…

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

A entire bedroom wall

[–] owsei@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

A double width bus chair

Fuck

Its either a large flat screen or CRT that weighs like 70 pounds, I am going to die.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I am currently taking a dump... So the entire bathroom door. 🥲

[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Computer 👀

[–] LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago
[–] ftbd@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

4 ft is about 1.2m - a Bo is typically around 1.8m

[–] Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 8 points 1 week ago

You don't do everything a picture on the internet tells you to?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Its just a big ol stuffy, I'll be fine after the surgery.

[–] naun@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Large banana stuffie. Could be worse.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

I now own a Browntooth speaker.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Holy mackerel, it's the house!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

I have to shove a whole fucking table up there? 😫

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

a nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it'll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.

I can BREATHE!

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

My bathroom sink... at least my bowels will be empty before it ends up inside me.

[–] Zomg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least it'll be warm?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was leaning against this when I opened the post:

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Just be glad it doesn't have needles or thorns.

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