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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

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Track saw and climbing shoes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker

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A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

bicycle and pool noodle

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Lol beat me to it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

AR-10 and a fishing rod

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can of beer and a bowling ball

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

A trophy labeled potential being swallowed by a dark blob of depression, and a pair of eyeglasses that give you 20/20 hindsight vision.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

My cat and my cell phone

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A rifle and a freezer full of deer.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Tears and toilet paper.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude

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