Be the Punisher.
Want to make cool skull logo out of burning cars.
Can't really see the parking lot from above.
Just sort of pace out the outlines with gasoline, hope you get the proportions right.
Comes out like this:
this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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The gas vapor that's been building up combusts turning the whole thing into a giant fireball. Punisher goes to hospital with burns.
The Pushnier
Wasn’t it a car dealership owned by the bad guy that was across the street or something?
Anon, it's obviously not a parking. Look at the density.
What you don't have to wait for the 30 lanes to exit the parking before leaving in your place?
Which movie is it from?
The Punisher (2004).
John Pinette (rip) was pretty great in it.
Ah haven't seen that one.
It's got Tom Jane in it. (looks at other comment.) It's not a good Tom Jane movie. Tom Jane.
Tom Jane in the lead. Okayish action movie, not really a proper Punisher movie. I reccomend instead watching Stander with Tom Jane which is a much more interesting movie.
Manos: The Hands of Fate.
What a fun read on IMDB. 1.7⭐/10⭐. Very impressive for a movie to be this universally bad.
I'm having fun later tonight.
Check out Mystery Science Theater 3000 S05E24!
Get a buncha pals together, it's a classic for bad movie nights!
Go with the right headspace and have a fantastic time, my dude.
The master would not approve.
Torgo is absolutely my favorite shitty movie character
Punisher is a anti-car activist confirmed
We lost the punisher to the wokerati 😭 nuuu I have to peel off my sticker, what's next - woke truck nuts? Save me Donul
woke truck nuts?
You know that truck nuts are gender-affirming care, right? Those trucks weren't born with those nuts.
Next time you spot a hillbilly peeking under a bathroom stall, remind them of that!
... in morse code
... with your hands.
This makes me incredibly happy, I wish I had made that connection
It's wierd though how prevalent are Punisher skulls within cops organizations.
I was behind a lifted truck yesterday with a Punisher/We the People/thin blue line combo sticker next to a Gadsden flag sticker. It's just a collective sign screaming "I don't know anything about any of this".
or someone's hedging their bets
Always taking our imagery and using it cruelly