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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Be the Punisher.

Want to make cool skull logo out of burning cars.

Can't really see the parking lot from above.

Just sort of pace out the outlines with gasoline, hope you get the proportions right.

Comes out like this:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

The gas vapor that's been building up combusts turning the whole thing into a giant fireball. Punisher goes to hospital with burns.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago