No it's not! Shush!
this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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Sharptooth!
Just here to say... f u.
And i love that movie.
Joke's on you, I've already had like, 15.
I'm 34. I don't think I need to schedule one yet, I'm not particularly high risk family history-wise. But I'm worried about scheduling it when the time comes.
That doctor gonna know I'm a bottom, and that's gonna be embarrassing.
"Damn, my finger slid right in, what are you, some kind of little butt slut" - your doctor, probably
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I literally confirmed a colonoscopy appointment 30 min ago and then see this on Lemmy.
What the hell?
Or mammogram
::::::::: All of my colons check out, jokes on you! ::::::::::::
Shit man, I wish it was my first...
Hey OP, did you know that the voice of Ducky was a little girl named Judith Barsi? Did you know that Judith also voiced the little girl character, Anne-Marie, in All Dog Go To Heaven? And did you know that Judith Barsi was brutally murdered along with her mother by her father who then killed himself? And did you know that this murder happened between her lines being recorded and the release of either of these films? So when you fell in love with a little duck billed dinosaur saying "Yepyepyep" and a little orphan girl who talks to animals, you were listening to the echos of a voice of a murdered 10 year old girl.
Why did I bring this up, OP? Because you made me sad, so I'mma make you sad too.
RIP Judith
Goddamn.
I respect the brutality, if nothing else
Damn the post calls people old and they need to see a doctor for butt stuff. And this response is to horrify and amaze.
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You know I don't have to watch it in theatres right? I know this movie and also not fit your criteria.
Damn they made that leaf look so tasty.
I'm 18 :( I dont want a colonoscopy
You might want to double check your age then. You might be old and just not know it. You can probably buy kids beer now if you wanted to.
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it's fine, just don't grow older
This is the way
For anyone wondering, this is the rain scene from Sausage Party (2016) when the chocolate eclair tries weed for the first time.
Get out of here you lying heathen!
The 90s was really out here making us hungry for dang leaf. I'm not too proud to say I tried it, it was gross.
What did I do to you to deserve this aggression on such a nice morning?
OP is just looking after your health is all
Until now, it has been before time.