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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/28977252

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has warned the National Weather Service of possible attacks from an armed conspiracy group targeting Doppler radar stations, according to a report from CNN. The group, Veterans on Patrol, is going after government radars because it believes they're being used as "weather weapons."

CNN learned of the possible attacks through NOAA emails warning NWS staff that Veterans on Patrol was planning to conduct "penetration drills on NEXRAD sites to identify weaknesses," with the ultimate goal of destroying NEXRAD. Despite its cooler-than-average name, the NWS uses NEXRAD or "Next Generation Weather Radar" for a fairly mundane purpose: detecting precipitation in the atmosphere. NEXRAD plays a vital role in locating thunderstorms and tornados, making it easier to evacuate vulnerable communities before disaster strikes.

Archive link: https://archive.is/GVsgP

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago

Wait until they hear about the 6G anal probes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 hour ago

I was really unprepared for how stupid the future would be.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

This is what happens when you don't fund science education.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 minutes ago

This is what happens when you remove the fairness doctrine and allow the alt-right propaganda "news" machine go unchecked.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

no, this is what no child left behind does for 20 unchallenged years.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

~~climate change and polution~~

Government conspiracy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 28 minutes ago* (last edited 28 minutes ago)

Your children are no match for the government's transifier ray!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

An armed militarized group planning potential attacks on a federal government entity... Why would the FBI not be picking every one of those idiots up?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

too busy picking up every farm and construction worker they can

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

Because the FBI is currently run by some of these idiots.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

My brother is one of these idiots, I dunno how they got him. He's not part of the militia group but dipshit thinks a local radio tower that just went up is part of the weather control system...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago

I'm sorry for you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Have you considered sharing more of your crayons? You can fix him

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago

The crayons are mine. They sustain me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Shouldn't vets know what radar is?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Radicalizing Antenna Disguised As Radiotower

Duuuuuuuuuh 🤣

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"Vet" covers everyone from Air Force Tower Controllers to Navy Seals to the guy in charge of records in a basement in Alaska and more.

For 4 years active duty and 4 years reserve most people are involved in logistics or records, and few of those have to know anything about radar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I did not know that.

I presumed it meant you'd been on the front lines, or seen combat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

You're not far off as it is the second definition of the word. "Vietnam vet" "Gulf war vet" etc.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

MAGAts are complete idiots.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 29 minutes ago

AND brainwashed!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Idiots and guns - name a more American combination.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Idiots and voting against their own best interests

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

That's currently a worldwide phenomenon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Not true - Australia did it right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I wish you were wrong

How is it that 2020 was more normal than 2025

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

That sounds like something an institution that deploys weather weapons would say.