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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/28977252

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has warned the National Weather Service of possible attacks from an armed conspiracy group targeting Doppler radar stations, according to a report from CNN. The group, Veterans on Patrol, is going after government radars because it believes they're being used as "weather weapons."

CNN learned of the possible attacks through NOAA emails warning NWS staff that Veterans on Patrol was planning to conduct "penetration drills on NEXRAD sites to identify weaknesses," with the ultimate goal of destroying NEXRAD. Despite its cooler-than-average name, the NWS uses NEXRAD or "Next Generation Weather Radar" for a fairly mundane purpose: detecting precipitation in the atmosphere. NEXRAD plays a vital role in locating thunderstorms and tornados, making it easier to evacuate vulnerable communities before disaster strikes.

Archive link: https://archive.is/GVsgP

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

An armed militarized group planning potential attacks on a federal government entity... Why would the FBI not be picking every one of those idiots up?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Haven't you heard, we're not funding the FBI this year...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

The United States: Into Darkness.

A people manipulated and driven to the edge of Discovery and Dishonesty. We will turn the lights out to fear that which we know... But in the darkness there is nothing to find but our people's vengeful hatred of each other. Ignorance is the weapon, and the lights shall stay out.

So what does man do? We starve. We suffer. We bleed, and then when all else is lost we scream. Not out of fear; for that is already gone. We scream because we are already in hell. And it's the devil staring us in the face designing the torture.

We aren't a phoneix, we don't rise from the dead. We are supposed to be humanity; and it's lost past time we become it. If you think humanity was designed to be built in the image of God. Are you mistaken?

I'm an idiot

Neitzshche is dead.

God is an Idea

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

too busy picking up every farm and construction worker they can

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Because the FBI is currently run by some of these idiots.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, he literally sells bs covid vaccine reversal pills hahaha!