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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Makes sense, the cardinals probably view it as a failure because they desperately tried to stop people from calling it the Popemobile.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Wonder how long until Israel bombs the Popemobile

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

A good usage of the vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Say what you will about Pope Francis but he seemed to genuinely care about others.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's odd, it's almost like that's the way Catholics are supposed to be.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

No wonder the rightwing US archbishops and cardinals hated him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Some are

There are also the ones who are far right and don't seem to actually can about helping people. Those are the people who make me sick.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Well at least it is bullet proof....not sure about missile strike proof though.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The Pope wanting the Catholic Church to touch children one last time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That'd more likely be Ratzinger's thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeah, Francis might have done nothing about the problem but he didn't seem to support it like the previous pope Joseph Ratzinger who was pope from 2005 to 2013 when he renounced the papacy, the first pope to do so of their own initiative in over seven hundred years.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

I wish I can gold this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just as soon as that dude power washes the Pope stank out. Then they can load it up with fresh, young, traumatized boys.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We all know that things seen many young traumatized boys.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Is that an el camino? WTF is that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They are usually Mercedes vehicles

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Doesn't Italy have a ton of car manufacturers? It keeps getting stranger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Vatican is not part of Italy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

If you want to think that, that's fine. Yes, they're their own nation, but they're linked.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but most of them suck and I don't see the Pope using a Ferrari

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah, that's also not great optics...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

You didn't know what the popemobile is? Wha

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That cars about to be bombed. I hope they have a spare.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I heard at one point that they have at least one on every continent except Antarctica.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Discriminating against penguins again?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Penguins are definitely protestants.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

That would make a lot of sense.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Not really not the onion though. The Pope was apparently calling priests in Gaza almost every day. He believed parking the Popemobile in front of hospitals and children's clinics would make for really bad optics if (who am I kidding, when) Israel bombs them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

The Popemobile was Hamas

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

My first thought is that seeing a popemobile outside a hospital would cause members of the idf some pause, but I've been watching this conflict for almost a century and some 18 year olds would consider it a high score.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

There are other articles here that don't really read as satire ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Sheesh, imagine being that priest, doing daily status updates skipping about 23 levels of chain of command.

This Pope had a personal charity underling who would walk the streets of Rome and hand out cash to people who needed it. The money came from selling autographed indulgences. So I'm not surprised in the least.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He was right though, it would look terrible when Israel bombs them.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Yesterday Israel used a bomb for a gender reveal. They don't care if they look bad.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 days ago

I'm not defending Israel or the folk who did that, just saying that some idiot in southern California did that in the last decade too. Started a big fire. I recall we mocked them in public discourse because we had little other way of venting our frustration that a public employee would burn down an appreciable portion of the state to announce what gender they think their child has.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No, they made jokes about how it looked like a gender reveal.

Fucking Al Jazeera.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Username does not check out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This isn't the comeback you think it is.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's not a comeback, it's setting the record straight. Repeating false accusations doesn't help anyone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They changed the headline on their news story from one to the other.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They changed the headline to "jokes about" because you can't prove initial intent. It hardly changes anything.

Again, this isn't the comeback you think it is. Stop dumping for genocidal maniacs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Blowing up a building for fun and making slightly off colour jokes aren't even close to the same thing.

There's enough accurate information to make Israel look bad, stop making shit up.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago