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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Makes sense, the cardinals probably view it as a failure because they desperately tried to stop people from calling it the Popemobile.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Wonder how long until Israel bombs the Popemobile

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

A good usage of the vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Say what you will about Pope Francis but he seemed to genuinely care about others.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

It's odd, it's almost like that's the way Catholics are supposed to be.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

No wonder the rightwing US archbishops and cardinals hated him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Some are

There are also the ones who are far right and don't seem to actually can about helping people. Those are the people who make me sick.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago

Well at least it is bullet proof....not sure about missile strike proof though.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The Pope wanting the Catholic Church to touch children one last time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That'd more likely be Ratzinger's thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yeah, Francis might have done nothing about the problem but he didn't seem to support it like the previous pope Joseph Ratzinger who was pope from 2005 to 2013 when he renounced the papacy, the first pope to do so of their own initiative in over seven hundred years.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I wish I can gold this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just as soon as that dude power washes the Pope stank out. Then they can load it up with fresh, young, traumatized boys.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We all know that things seen many young traumatized boys.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is that an el camino? WTF is that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They are usually Mercedes vehicles

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Doesn't Italy have a ton of car manufacturers? It keeps getting stranger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The Vatican is not part of Italy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

If you want to think that, that's fine. Yes, they're their own nation, but they're linked.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but most of them suck and I don't see the Pope using a Ferrari

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, that's also not great optics...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

You didn't know what the popemobile is? Wha

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That cars about to be bombed. I hope they have a spare.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I heard at one point that they have at least one on every continent except Antarctica.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Discriminating against penguins again?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

Penguins are definitely protestants.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

That would make a lot of sense.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Not really not the onion though. The Pope was apparently calling priests in Gaza almost every day. He believed parking the Popemobile in front of hospitals and children's clinics would make for really bad optics if (who am I kidding, when) Israel bombs them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

The Popemobile was Hamas

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago

My first thought is that seeing a popemobile outside a hospital would cause members of the idf some pause, but I've been watching this conflict for almost a century and some 18 year olds would consider it a high score.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

There are other articles here that don't really read as satire ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Sheesh, imagine being that priest, doing daily status updates skipping about 23 levels of chain of command.

This Pope had a personal charity underling who would walk the streets of Rome and hand out cash to people who needed it. The money came from selling autographed indulgences. So I'm not surprised in the least.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He was right though, it would look terrible when Israel bombs them.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yesterday Israel used a bomb for a gender reveal. They don't care if they look bad.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 20 hours ago

I'm not defending Israel or the folk who did that, just saying that some idiot in southern California did that in the last decade too. Started a big fire. I recall we mocked them in public discourse because we had little other way of venting our frustration that a public employee would burn down an appreciable portion of the state to announce what gender they think their child has.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, they made jokes about how it looked like a gender reveal.

Fucking Al Jazeera.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Username does not check out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This isn't the comeback you think it is.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not a comeback, it's setting the record straight. Repeating false accusations doesn't help anyone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

They changed the headline on their news story from one to the other.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago