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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Boards of Canada kick fucking ass. That much is true.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm still pretty sure that Trump caught Trudeau in bed with Melania and Ivanka.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ivanka definitely looks at Trudeau with hungry eyes.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She's definitely daydreaming in the second one.

Yeah she wrecked that seat for sure.

[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually wish this was real lmao

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, we Canadians don’t want America, specially the red part. Well, maybe Alaska. That part is OK, they have king crab.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Ikr, who doesn't love King Crab?

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“Folks, have you heard this? There’s this big, gorgeous EP, they call it In a Beautiful Place Out In The Country. The Woke Democrats say it samples a Branch Davidian recruitment tape, but I don’t know folks…”

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Music has the right to children. Bigly.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

God damn I love that OP so much.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do I like Tim Hortons now?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

You missed the boat, they suck now.

[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Always have

I believed this was real for about half of the text. This fucking guy..

[–] HexPat@lemm.ee 182 points 1 month ago (9 children)

What upsets me the most is how far into it I had to read before I knew it was fake.

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No way Trump appreciates Boards of Canada.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I could tell partway into the first line because there is no way that this man appreciates art of any kind.

[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 108 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It literally took until the "signed America over to Canada" line before I was confident it was fake.

Fuck, this is a weird timeline. At least Hitler was eloquent.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago

I’d say more diligent. He was screaming like a madman but practiced in front of a mirror.

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[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

:cautiously lifts onions to mouth, taking a bite:

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[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trumo should be in mental institution, not White House. Seriously.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had a stroke about seven words in. Could someone tell me what this is about?

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