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[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

In the real word: Aliens don't exist.

On Lemmygrad: The Sun deserves it for defecting to the west!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Forgot the name, but that movie about tentacled aliens invading earth with like 12 monoliths and a linguist tries to understand them

The way world cooperation is portrayed is kinda reflecting. Not perfect, but somehow realistic

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I recently watched Utopia, British show about a super secret group putting naughty stuff in a vaccine.

Their plan hinged on every person being so afraid of a pandemic that everybody takes the vaccine. This was made pre COVID of course, because we now know that would never work.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Someone tell them what the 'fi' stands for in sci-fi

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Fun fact, the sun is already blowing up. Checkmate Aliens!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

More like the world unites and then the United States turns it into some pointless political issue.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is more believable, I think.

Humans require an external threat to unify against. An alien invasion could provide that. Without some great enemy to oppose, I do not think we would come together willingly.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 9 months ago

Humans can't even unify against trump. I'm telling you you'll be seeing factions worship them aliens while some will be hiding inside their bunkers isolated from everything

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Alien invasion is probably the only thing that would make (most) humans band together.

When you have giant spiders trying to eat everyone, people will stop caring that their neighbors leaves blew into their yard, or your skin tone is a few shades darker than someone else's.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Eight legged freaks?

I haven't seen that film in years

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Covid just made us all realise we know a lot more people than we thought we did who would hide a zombie bite.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)

More like we know a lot more people that would have zombie bite parties because they "trust their immune system" and simultaneously don't believe in the zombie hoax.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also there are people who will intentionally smear their zombie bite juice on you because ain't nobody gonna trample on their freedom.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You would really like the Three Body Problem.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Obama said the book had "immense" scope, and that it was "fun to read, partly because my day-to-day problems with Congress seem fairly petty".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

…has ruined sci-fi…

No, just ruined the generic good vs evil trope.

There’s a lot of good sci-fi (books/movies/series) out there that has a more nuanced take on humans and society.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (4 children)

COVID, when the world partly united to make a cure and a vaccine in quite a record time?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If they had made a cure we wouldn't be living through the biggest wave since it first started, years later, with hundreds if not thousands of people still dying from it daily around the world (never mind the millions left disabled).. 🙄🙄🙄

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yep, scifi will need to amend the trope to "united just enough..."

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (9 children)

I still can believe the world to rally together when it means to kill something.

The enemy must be simple though. Too complicated or invisible or something and the conspiracy nuts will take over.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn't be able to see the aliens. The best you would be able to do is get blurry pictures of their ships from telescopes if you're lucky. Conspiracy nuts would do fine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Any civilization able to get to us, would be advanced enough that a carrier task group bombing the uncontacted people of the north sentinel islands would be a fair fight in comparison.
We would see a blur in our telescopes followed by death or whatever they want to do to us.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You're absolutely right. I was describing the hypothetical scenario where the aliens just want to fuck with us by blowing up the sun or something. If they wanted us dead it would be lights out before we know they were there.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I don't know... My take is that the stupidity of extremely polarised politics that exists in the US will reach a point where it self destructs within the next 50 years.

In a lot of countries, people listened to the experts. They accepted the lock down. They wore the masks. Almost everyone that didn't have a medical reason not to, got vaccinated.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

If you think only the Americans have highly polarized politics and fucked up during COVID, I have a bridge to sell to you…

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I would have turned the movie off if the narrator said, "The people were terrified, remaining six feet apart. And everyone was hoarding toilet paper."

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Not to worry, we had our fair share of COVID nutjobs in the Netherlands as well. Including a whole political party.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

The only kind that matters. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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