I was really expecting this to be about causality but wow... Talk about causality
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The gen x punk couple across the street were holding each other watching a wisp of fog make it's way across the wooded hill we face, as I parked this morning. After all these years, I officially feel they're better than me
The back of the upper segment of my left middle finger and the knuckle directly above it are excruciatingly itchy at this moment bc this comic played out five minutes ago.
Now she's looking at me angrily, flipping the tail. Sorry you got reprimanded and I stopped petting you bc you keep trying to tear my fucking arm apart like a violent otter.
But look at that belly.. better get another pet in
I feel you Hulk.
The best part of waaaking up...
Are you my hundred year old Jewish great uncle? How'd you get on here?
Dude isn't American. More money than a sovereign nation. Space level ballistic capabilities. Openly aligned with our enemies and their values.
How the fuck does he have a penny of my federal fucking tax dollars? We're funding fucking terrorists that don't even need the subsidies.
How about alternating every couple decades to cover all bases. Checkmate.
You watch Evil?
Why is this bad and van is good?