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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election (thebeaverton.com)

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[–] [email protected] 133 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (19 children)

Act as if we will. No seriously like half of politics is the manifest will of the people. If you decide right now that Trump isn't going to do it then it's going to be normalized by 2026 and outrage will not occur. You need to expect the next election with all the force of reality you can muster.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you seen Boiler Room?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have actually.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Act as if. I still teach this to sales proteges.

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