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[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Women terrify me. It's not a modern thing either. I was cuddling with my grandmother while she was watching Murder She Wrote and Matlock decades ago. Could probably have disappeared my grandfather in a heartbeat if she finally had enough of his bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

In support I say we should make a national registry of 6 ft deep holes with no logs and the ability just to remove one of the holes with a click. We don't know how they get there, we don't know how they go away...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

"Generation"?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

You just have to make friends with a pig farmer who has very gray morals

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Soap maker too. I've actually gotten into the hobby of making soap not too long ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

How's your insomnia, Mr Durden?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

It's a Fight Club reference, Tyler Durden makes soap in the beginning of the story.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 16 hours ago

states they are a soap maker

"People who know how to make soap can disappear bodies!"

go on....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Dope. We'll need it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Chef's and butchers too. We know know how to take a body apart and clean up blood.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Wanna be friends? I know a man who has some pigs he'll let people borrow, but I don't know any chefs or butchers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Absolutely. The way things are looking, we're going to need all the friends we can get.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Two pig guys are great

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Round here, we just gotta know where the swamp is and preferred gator hangouts. There's one area that got a nice documentary in the area for the sheer number of bodies found and while they were able to identify them, the person(s) who put them there is still not known

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I just bothered to look up "truecrime" for the first time. But I'm still confused. What's the difference between "truecrime" and just "crime documentary"?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Crime documentary is the product, True Crime is the genre

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

True crime is not far off from crime documentary. If anything I could see people arguing they're the same and it would really just come down to semantics.

To me, a " crime documentary" is a show or episode covering a specific crime or suspect. A True Crime podcast (or show, vlog, etc.) tends to cover a new crime or suspect each episode.

If anything, I would argue True Crime shows are a series of mini-documentaries so-to-speak.

Another thing to consider would be production value. When I hear "Documentary" I think of something I would see on TV or a streaming service. In other words I think of something backed by money.

When I hear "True Crime" I think of podcasts or vloggers. Typically a person or small group of people doing their own research and producing their own content.

A True crime podcast I'd recommend would be Small Town Murder. My wife will listen to it as we're doing chores around the house and I would catch myself paying attention from time to time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The Last Podcast On The Left is the true crime podcast that got me listening to podcasts in general. They've got like 10 years worth of backlog and they're still going strong, I love those boys. Hail yourselves!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

You should check out My Favorite Murder. True crime, comedy, women. A winning combo!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Oooh ok, interesting! Thanks for the thorough answer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

True crime means what it says. It's crime that happened as opposed to fictional crime. In this context it usually means things like podcasts about true crime. It's only different in that it's a larger umbrella than just documentaries.

Edit: Fix contradictory typo

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Are there really people who unironically say that? How is it possible to attain this enlightenment level delusion? It's like Buddhism, but for morons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

i asked that yesterday.

there are.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

yes. I'm not sure how unironically it's meant but it doesn't matter when you have a group of boys yelling "hawk tuah" and "your body, my choice" at a 12 year old girl. I've got boys so they have been insulated but my best friend has girls and he's getting unbelievably pissed off.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's been very common since the election. Young girls at school are being harassed by boys who say that to them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

I wonder how that will impact those girls as they get older and start entering politics. Will it push them further left? Will they feel disparaged sooner and give up on politics sooner?

And same for the boys. By saying such dumb things so publicly at such a young age, will they face repercussions from their peers and get inoculated against manoshere-type-misogyny? Or will those beliefs become more ingrained in them and become a core piece of their identity?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

And same for the boys. By saying such dumb things so publicly at such a young age, will they face repercussions from their peers and get inoculated against manoshere-type-misogyny? Or will those beliefs become more ingrained in them and become a core piece of their identity?

Honestly, it will probably do little or nothing. A lot of adolescent boys make a habit of saying whatever they think is shocking and will get a reaction, and kids that age in general try ideas on like they're changing clothes. It's just generally not going to "stick" in the way you think. Once the next shocking thing comes along they'll drop it and probably never think of it again until it's 2040 and they think back about what idiots they were as kids.

Although in the era of social media, they may never get the chance to do so.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

FBI, right this way

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

maybe most bones but all that is needed to raise suspicion is one uneaten human bone in your pig pen - case of a woman who fed at least one person to her pigs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

How do they know it was a whole person?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago

human bones usually come in sets of 206

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