Afghaniscran

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago (4 children)

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It's taking your milk for dairy product replacements

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Is that lemonfred?

[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 months ago (4 children)

No, no I can't.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Wait, you mean, we live in space?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Caught in a landslide?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they are whale skulls

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Depends on the oil but cooking oil is organic material so it shouldn't be an issue.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 months ago

Is exactly what the American people should be doing

[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Depending on what you meant by "very easily impressed with basic factual statements" it could go either way. I'm an adult and I'm happy to admit I don't know a lot things, sometimes I've been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

 

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