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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I mean, who names a bay in Dildo county Conception Bay (or vice versa)? The iceberg is just the tip!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I’m speechless

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Now THIS is what I want to see from this community

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trumps MAGAts about to get a good ol’ fashioned Canadian ramming, for freedom.

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This happened two years ago…

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And it still hasn't melted? Checkmate, environmental lobby

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If this doesn’t prove god is real, I don’t know what does.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

This is immaculate

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Him showing up to stand answer for his crimes.

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The prophecy has been fulfilled

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

phallus [...] floating in conception bay

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Let the comments begin.

[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The Italian seal of approval

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't see any seals in the picture.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Some assholes love it when you speak Italian to them

🤌✳️

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I thought my hand gesture was a chef's kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you're on about.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

👏 and 👍 if you 🫵 clicked 👅 to show 🎪 more comments 🎙️

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