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[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't see any seals in the picture.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Some assholes love it when you speak Italian to them

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I thought my hand gesture was a chef's kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you're on about.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is Italian, but doesn't mean what you think it means. Wanted to look up a link for the emoji but my European search alternative only showed results for the gesture in general. So here a Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_vuoi%3F

Also, in related news, today I learned:

In Malawi, the gesture refers to human testicles (machende) in the Bantu language Chichewa.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for the info. Still the other response is quite confusing even with the conspiracy theory.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's a sideways chefs kiss. Also, something, something, penis size.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I thought it was finger banging.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I could agree it is someone holding an invisible cigarette but I have not ever seen someone do a chefs kiss with the two fingers apart or sideways, let alone both.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Start of the motion. But I see where you're coming from. This seems to be a matter of perception.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah, so you're someone to ignore.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I mean, sure. You do you, friend.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that radical feminist groups have propagated these hidden messages to humiliate men with small penises

Why would radical feminists target men with small penises? They’re probably already naturally humiliated, right? It’s the big dick men who need to be taken down a notch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Hah. Until your member gets pinched in the XL jock strap, or the dreaded dip, or the "nope, that's too deep".

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 13 hours ago

Probably because telling a man he has a small dick is okay but saying a woman has a loose pussy isn't

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I'm not insecure! YOU'RE INSECURE!

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