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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
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This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.
this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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It's the hovering part that surprises me.
The prophecy warns of this. It's the signal for the coming of the massive orange cock that will wreak havoc on the nations.
We have two years to prepare.
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Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion
2 years old but funny
Someone had an interesting "on this day"
Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event
y'all hear about the dick-berg in dildo??
Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said "Yeah...fuck it....let's see how crazy shit can get."
Okay... 2023? How did I miss this? That can't be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it's just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored... It sure would explain a lot.
At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.
Two balls! Wait.. what's that? Over there... It looks like a big...
Weiner's and beans! Get yer Weiner's and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a...
Wang! Pay attention!
Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant...
Cock your head! Do you see it?!
Oh yeah, it looks like a massive...
Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge..
Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.
This is gods way of saying to go fuck yourself
A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn't too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)
It can't be.
That is an accurate statement.
There are some quite tounge in cheek place name in NFLD.
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It's old, but... I'll allow it.
Also...
Dingdong. Willy. Johnson. One-eyed sailor. Trouser snake.
Now it's your turn.
Tally-whacker, schlong, weiner, meat and two veg, purple headed womb ferret.
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Reached for comment, local resident Dick Cock said: "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT WHITE COCK!!!!"