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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Okay... 2023? How did I miss this? That can't be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it's just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored... It sure would explain a lot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was thinking, "That thing's still around?!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ok, why is this also what she said?!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.