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[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I also have a Huion graphic tablet, and this makes me not want to use it now. Like it's somehow contaminated with urethra.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

I buy all my sounding gear used. I don't wash it either. Just lick it and wipe it on my shirt.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Skill issue. Should be doing both at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not going to yick someone's yum, but goddamn I gotta say that's some impressive training. I assume that taking a piss looks like turning on a garden hose.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Probably one with a literal kink in it. The stretched out area will slow the flow vs the un-disturbed smaller diameter. Probably dribble a lot, too.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

A vtuber who's a cow.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Considering the comment, I think I'm better off not knowing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

since i can't explain, go to urban dictionary.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

this is the closest thing I found

cow vagina
when you translate it to Japanese it meas fucking awesome to them.
Wow that roller coaster was cow vagina!

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can you link the result you're referencing or put in spoilers?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, so ... I suppose it is what is says on the tin? Someone whose avatar is a cow (I assumed it was some specific genre or something less literal)? Is the content cow-related somehow? I still have many questions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

cow avatar im assumung

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I speak Japanese and, at least for all the words I'm thinking of for both cow and vagina, none come out to awesome unless it's some net slang that I don't know. Cow could by Gyuu or Ushi. Vagina is often mata, man, or manko (all of which could have a preceding 'o') (edit: also chitsu and wagina (probably by way of Dutch originally), apparently also exist.) Those might possibly work better, especially wagina with the -na ending common to a type of adjective)

Awesome is a bit trickier. Subarashii is usually the dictionary one, but Sogoi/sugei or saikou come to mind. Archaic rippaa also exists. If that's true, my vote is on net slang or just something I'm totally not seeing.


Edit: after filling my search history with interesting things, it appears it's Chinese and not Japanese. "niubi".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'm not seeing it there on any of the three pages (nor ctrl+f for 'animal' on the first at least)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

This explains the tapered end of XP-Pen

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

God won't forgive me for having this knowledge

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

The Allfather encourages the collection of all knowledge, I am going to get stabbed with Gungnir if I spread this information to any but my fose though. Magic may be restricted to women and those who have experienced womanhood but I can still inflict psychic damage!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wanna come too! Please pleaseeee

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Aw shucks, get the Hell over here!

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