I also have a Huion graphic tablet, and this makes me not want to use it now. Like it's somehow contaminated with urethra.
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Skill issue. Should be doing both at the same time.
I'm not going to yick someone's yum, but goddamn I gotta say that's some impressive training. I assume that taking a piss looks like turning on a garden hose.
Probably one with a literal kink in it. The stretched out area will slow the flow vs the un-disturbed smaller diameter. Probably dribble a lot, too.
WTF is a "cow vtuber"?
A vtuber who's a cow.
Considering the comment, I think I'm better off not knowing.
since i can't explain, go to urban dictionary.
this is the closest thing I found
cow vagina
when you translate it to Japanese it meas fucking awesome to them.
Wow that roller coaster was cow vagina!
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can you link the result you're referencing or put in spoilers?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=VTuber
and you know what a cow is
Ok, so ... I suppose it is what is says on the tin? Someone whose avatar is a cow (I assumed it was some specific genre or something less literal)? Is the content cow-related somehow? I still have many questions.
cow avatar im assumung
I speak Japanese and, at least for all the words I'm thinking of for both cow and vagina, none come out to awesome unless it's some net slang that I don't know. Cow could by Gyuu or Ushi. Vagina is often mata, man, or manko (all of which could have a preceding 'o') (edit: also chitsu and wagina (probably by way of Dutch originally), apparently also exist.) Those might possibly work better, especially wagina with the -na ending common to a type of adjective)
Awesome is a bit trickier. Subarashii is usually the dictionary one, but Sogoi/sugei or saikou come to mind. Archaic rippaa also exists. If that's true, my vote is on net slang or just something I'm totally not seeing.
Edit: after filling my search history with interesting things, it appears it's Chinese and not Japanese. "niubi".
I'm not seeing it there on any of the three pages (nor ctrl+f for 'animal' on the first at least)
This explains the tapered end of XP-Pen
God won't forgive me for having this knowledge
The Allfather encourages the collection of all knowledge, I am going to get stabbed with Gungnir if I spread this information to any but my fose though. Magic may be restricted to women and those who have experienced womanhood but I can still inflict psychic damage!
Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high
I wanna come too! Please pleaseeee
Aw shucks, get the Hell over here!
I get that's something people do recreationally and whatever, you do you, but I get the feeling you need an extent of genetic predisposition to get an object that wide up there without tearing something. Or of course the more obvious answer of the first poster was just running their mouth to get a reaction and boy oh boy did it work.
Genetics does play a role in it. I can only fit up to 7.5mm despite doing it for over 20 years.
Some guys can start there and then go much bigger.
Genuinely curious question from someone who's not into this as a fetish but, how does this fetish give you satisfaction?
I've had some bits of fluff get into the tip and that was very irritating and hurt for a while even after it was removed. What is the mechanism that is giving you pleasure from this activity? Enjoyment of the pain from the foreign object irritation? The sensation of the sounding rod sliding down? The feeling of it being stretched? The feeling of it being removed?
The rods are smooth, and well lubed. It doesnt hurt at all, unless purposeful trying to stretch to a bigger size.
Yes the feeling of your cock being stretched out, especially the glans, makes it super sensitive. Feeling it slide down, stretching as it goes while you stroke is also really nice. Then when you build up to orgasm, flexing your cock around it is a really intense feeling!
You can finish with it inside, but if you let the pressure build up as you start to cum and then yank it at just the right time your cum will blast out with impressive force. I shot my self in the eye like that once!
Also having it in forces you to be more gentle and deliberate with your strokes, making it easier to edge for a long while. One time I was right on the edge for over 20 minutes at the end of an hours long session and when I finally pulled it out right as I finished I let loose 8 or 9 globs of cum one after another. Probably was the most intense orgasm I've ever had.
Lots of reasons to try it!
you are now forever tagged as "sounding enthusiast" for me
I imagine it'll stretch like any other part of your body with practice.
That being said, I had a roommate in college who you could hear that his stream was wider than most. I imagine he might be able to pull this off.
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