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Thanks, I almost forgot to shave 15% of my neck today!

May 16th 2011... Pretty sure this is an April fools joke, and like everything in government it was a month and a half late.

I thought it meant August 31st would be the second day and they would have already started painting the day before...

I'm pretty sure pornhub already leaked a video titled "Lenny sucking a goat"...

Why do they need a patent for this? How would this not conflict with just tv remotes? Like it's not a bad feature, but blocking anyone else from having a rewind button without paying them seems like an overstep for such a basic addition.

I knew I should've talked to HR when I was told to "load her up" by my boss!

Yeah, you've probably grown accustomed to most memes using high fructose corn syrup which is clear and easier to hide.

Yeah, reads more like a wikipedia article than a news article, like someone took several sources and told ai to combine the info. Facts are great, but they don't make for a captivating read on their own. There's a sweet spot for opinion/reflection without too much bias that makes news sources worth reading.

Yeah, it's been banned in New Jersey for the last couple years. It was a cool overnight shift and it's just second nature to just leave reusable bags in my car now for when I need them.

The fabled MegaSD card

Anon should've asked them for a doggie bag so he could take it home to eat later.

Kids vote for other kids, and if it's anything like student council it's not really about ability. More Trump means less reading assignments...