Bernie Sanders. Christianity spun out of a Jewish apocalyptic sect, so why not, in some very small part, bring it back toward its roots?
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Donald Glover
I don't know much about him, but he's always seemed super cool. I'm down with a cool pope.
He didn't get to be Spider-Man when it was age-appropriate and people were buzzing about the idea. I feel like Pope is a good consolation prize.
Eckhart Tolle. I personally think he has a neurological disorder but he'd make life better.
Gilbert Gottfried
John Oliver
Deadmau5.
The tapes of some of these Catholic hymns are getting kinda worn- let's get some fresh beats to liven things up. And a laser lightshow in St Peter's Basilica would help appeal to the "hip youths" ensuring a continued Catholic hegemony for the next century.
Leaning towards Cardinal Pietro Parolin - Cardinal secretary of state.
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Bill Burr
I'm thinkin' Father Guido Sarducci will come outta nowhere and sprint to the win.
Justin Trudeau
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I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and vote for you.
Resurrected harambe
I am nominating myself, being as I am a Discordian Pope.
The Archbishop of Kabul
I see what you did there.
I think we should reelect Francis.
No no no. You aren't allowed to elect dead popes, just prosecute them.
We just gotta set up one of those WH40K Golden thrones for him!
Guarantee they have something that's already halfway there tucked in a warehouse.
Yeah Danny sounds good. Or Jack Black would pope the hell out of that Vatican, literally.
I thought the crowd favorite would've been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
I'd vote for him
Be male Be a roman catholic Get enough cardinals to vote for you
So you're saying Luigi has a chance?
Dang I might have to change my vote
Bill Burr would be pretty funny I think
There's been some great ideas here, but I like yours the best.
Bill Burr complaining about being forced to be the pope would be amazing.
I think Bill Maher should put his name in the hat. I know he's atheist, but he got on his knees for Trump, so maybe he's willing to give Jesus a fresh look.
Robert Smith of the Cure.
that'd be badass.
+1
Well he did defeat Mecha Streisand.
Idris Elba
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