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And that’s basically it!
All other idiocy aside, this number is just so fucking offensive. 10k, really? That's it?
Enough to barely cover your first ambulance ride.
which you'll eventually need because you'll stop going to the doctor for anything less that being literally seconds away from death.
Will that even be enough in Greenland, unless you live around Nuuk?
This makes a good point - a country like Greenland without strong government and a strong security net would simply become uninhabitable for normal people.
It seems as though they can't understand why anyone wouldn't want to be American, which is kinda nutty.
Yeah, you'd have to pay me a lot more to even consider it, $10000 seems laughably low.
It is funny, people always seem to default to the lowest number of a big number they can think of when thinking of a big number.
"I want a hundred"
"I want a thousand"
"I want ten thousand"
"I want a hundred thousand"
"I want a million"
I realize that for Trump and the US ten thousand dollars is like throwing pennies at a poor person assuming they will be overwhelmed by seeing "ten thousand".
Same in movies, unless a guy is supposed to be super smart, they will only refer to money as:
They very seldom go, "I want 370000" unless there is a reason in the plot, never to just get more money.
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Fuck you trump.
Ohh, a promise from trump, the king of lies who famously never pays anyone.
In this new era, these crooks will float an idead on the webs, then measure the response with AI fucking crawlers. I should just switch off wifi or something.
God this guy isn't gonna stop slobbing Putin's knob is he?
Just chill, Donnie. The markets can smell your fear.
I wonder if he would even know that Greenland exists if his handlers hadn’t pointed it out to him and said they want it.
Imagine his surprise should he ever go there and see very little trees and grass