this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

The chef's kiss on this photo really is the ancient Toyota beside him that you just know has been chugging along for literally DECADES probably requiring nothing more than oil changes and tire replacements.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

As is quite often, The Simpsons had a view on this...

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It hadn't occurred to me until seeing a few pics of these trucks falling apart: the longer they're in use/on the road, the more we're going to see just how lousy and glued-together these things really are. It hasn't even been 2 years since they started selling...i have a feeling we're going to see some pretty eye-opening failures as time marches on.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Musk is insane…now his new project(fuckup) is the US government. I can only imagine how much he is fucking that up.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Immolating their passengers isn't eye opening enough?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

beautiful contrast with the perfectly functional 30 year old toyota truck 🤌

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Is that supposed to happen?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'M FULL SELF DRIVING, BRO!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Depends on the distance to the nearest lake, or retention pond

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just another right-leaning truck driver

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's all perfect until the wheels come off

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Is it also leaving that white track on the road? Like some part below of it scratching the road..

I suspect that stuff laying around behind it, is also something falling out of it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Kinda looks like either the right side rear suspension collapsed and/or the wheel just fell off. I think the track is the damage to the road from the edge of the rear bumper dragging on the ground.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I’m assuming the front right tire had an unplanned spontaneous disconnection and that white stripe is the rim or even axle grinding down.

That’s what’s so exciting about this highly overvalued car company. The attention to quality engineering.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Love the contrast between that piece of shit and the Toyota next to it that’ll keep running forever.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Toyota technicals coming to a civil war near you real soon.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Those tiny little Toyota pickups were the best, I wish they still made them that small. Little 4banger motor, ain't gonna pull a yacht, but definitely good for moving stuff and better mpg.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All I want is a LHD Kei truck with a CIWS on the back. Is that too much to ask?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

with a CIWS on the back.

pointed backwards for propulsion, right?

tho it would be fucking cool to see a cwis equipped kei pull up, drop it's support strut brace feet, and open fire on a rogue cybertruck lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

damn fine link

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Gimme that old chevy s-10

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want me one of those or a kei truck. Id prefer electric if it were available but thinking of just getting a blown up older pickup and converting it to electric

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hoping the Telo Truck ends up being nice. Supposed to launch later this year last I knew. Length of a mini cooper. 5ft bed, 8ft plywood fits if you fold seats. All around was pretty interesting. Most will hate the looks, but I kinda thought it was cool. 350mile range available. 4 seconds to 60

Edit: looks like they are saying 4.5 to 60 with 260 mile range for single batter

3.5 to 60 350 miles with dual

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

yeah really, really hoping this gets to production. would be a worthy replacement of my old element.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still do outside the US with the Hilux vs the Tacoma or whatever else.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah but is it really that small? Like old school 80s or 90s small.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

They're actually about the same size as they were in the late 90s.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The hilux is not but they have the hilux champ:

https://www.toyotahiluxchamp.com/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my god, I love a utilitarian truck but fuck, that looks bad. goddamn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm not going to defend that.

I feel like there are much uglier cars for sale in 2025 though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

fo sho, and imminently preferable to a swastidumpster.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How did they make the front of the thing so ugly?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I can't answer that.

I find most new cars ugly but I just kind of get used to it over several years after which they're just cars.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Fair point, still like 5.5m long.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Let me guess .... been in the car-wash (or a mild rain) at some point in the last 48 hours

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The wheel, just like the car's owner, became unhinged.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The tires are the one thing I’d expect to not become ruined from getting wet, but I previously thought that about vehicles in general.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Everything’s computer!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could be the active suspension failing on one side.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks more like the wheel fell off and the suspension is dragging

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Looks more like "it's busted, bro"