Brooklyn 99 chess. That could work!
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Team America / World of Warcraft. Getting my orcs and humans all covered in shit!
The Binding of Isaac: Psycho-Pass
Oh, mine matches up pretty well. Law and Order Criminal Intent and Mystery Case Files Prime Suspect.
Yes, I'm old.
Jujustu Kaisen x Resident Evil 5 Curses kinda act like zombies, so as long as Chris can see them, he'll be fine.
Dune and Elden Ring is going to make for some fucking crazy lore and story telling.
Dune and Final Fantasy VIII here - feels like it's a reasonable plot for another FF game, honestly.
Persona 3 Reload, vs Infinity Train.
I guess Tartarus (the main source of exploration in the game) is now a train instead of a tower.
The last movie I watched was Oppenheimer and I'm playing Hogwarts Legacy (obligatory FU JK Rowling.) So we're gonna nuke the wizards I guess?
Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here's why:
Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.
Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.
Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?
Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.
I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
You've Yee'd your last Haw pardner- Harry Potter
Mr and Mrs Smith and EA FC 24. I think Donald Glover probably would make a pretty decent central midfielder, now that I think about it.
Project Zomboid with Reacher.
(Might actually be interesting to watch)
Blocks with the number 2 improbably keep popping up out of the quantum foam, and Matt O'Dowd has to keep additively combining them, like with like, to reach 2048 before the universe fills up completely.
John Oliver x Cities Skylines??
I can imagine him doing a show on CS, but can't imagine him being a part of it except as small DLC.
Dead Dragon-Ball Space
"We are... THE NECRO-FORCE!"
Robin Hood: Men In Tights and Sid Meier's Pirates!
That could work! Get Mel Brooks writing and give Cary Elwes a new sword.
So... The Princess Bride?
King of the Hill and Saints Row. I predict a lot of propane explosions, a extremely frustrated Hank and Dale in his absolute best.
I would play the fuck out of this.
Me too, it would be awesome.
Six and read dead online. Those cowboys are f*ckd.
One Piece and Smite. Actually, that sounds awesome.
I guess the Zelda characters are going on Jeopardy.
Trebek: ...and what do you do for a living?
Link: ...
Super Mario Odyssey and Twin Peaks. It can actually work.
Family guy and ghost recon wildlands. So basically fortnite.
Alien insinuates itself into peaceful and kind community plotting to wipe out humanity. Might actually be a good game. Have to stop the alien before it triggers apocalypse, except you don’t know which person is the alien, and you can’t just kill off everyone to solve the problem. Have to keep it on the DL because everyone will either panic or think you’re nuts because you’re looking for an alien.
Resident Alien + Stardew Valley.
Simply check who is addicted to pizza and the case is solved.
You win
Taskmaster + Helldivers 2
Doing bug squishing tasks for democracy points?
Lol, BTA: 3062 x One Piece
Oh god, imagine this crew transposed as Civil War Era pirates...
Gum Gum Gausszilla!
Frieren x Helldivers 2
Looks like Captain Pike will be beaming down to Norrath.
Pokemon Warrior, not bad. Pokemon getting off a boat in late 1800s San Francisco or late 1800s San Fran gangsters taking over Team Rocket, perhaps.
Huh, **the legend of the drunken master ** and openttd
Shadows over Loathing x The Masterful Cat is Depressed Again Today
I'm guessing a Lovecraftian world filled with silly jokes, but with more delicious food and annoyed tongue clicking? To be honest, Shadows over Loathing is weird enough that a man-sized house cat just fits right in there.
small soldiers and lawnmower simulator.
so just that one scene in the movie.
this was boring.
Tim & Eric Awesome Show in the Wolfenstein universe would be .. interesting
either even more unhinged, or straight political couch talk
Does Farming Simulator have a mod for spice harvesters yet?
Marvel Strike Force attends Abbott Elementary
I can't imagine the always sunny in Philadelphia gang have any wholesome business being pokemon.
I'm not really sure how Brooklyn 99 and Stardew Valley would mix.
Pretty chill small town cop simulator seems interesting
Splatoon 3 x Oppenheimer
Also you just made me realize how long have I been not watching movies
Cyberpunk 2077 and cyberpunk edge runners. So literally fuck all has changed lol
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