There's a (really good) song on youtube called "clean the fan". It says it all. Stuff is just designed so poorly
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As a web developer it’s when people want me to code ridiculous things because they don’t know how to use files, their OS or their web browser.
Recently someone complained to me that they’d like a dropdown to be sorted a very specific way (rather than alphabetical) because it’s “too hard” to scroll through the undesired options. They don’t realize that by doing that you would no longer be able to correctly tab into the field then type the first few letters of the desired option.
Or another user who reported that emailing documents wasn’t working because he could no longer email them to himself through the website. He could’ve simply downloaded the document using another link (right next to the email sending link) but refused to do so because he doesn’t know how to handle the file after downloading.
tab
Your unreasonable expectations have a name, and it is tab.
People who take a photo of their monitor instead of a screenshot.
People who take a screenshot instead of sending a link. I don’t want to see your crusty shitphone or Windows UI, thank you very much.
Or, as a web developer: users who take a screenshot of a problem but completely exclude the URL and/or any other identifier I’d need to actually find the relevant record(s) so I can hope to reproduce the problem and find its cause.
With Word, people using section breaks when most of the time they should have used the simpler page break.
Section breaks are supposed to be used if you want to have a change in the document layout in the middle of the document. This change could be with the margins, the orientation, the contents of the header or footer, the numbering (eg switch from roman numerals to arabic numerals), etc.
But if you just want the line to move to the next page, use a page break. Section breaks increase the chance of unintended layout and page numbering inconsistencies.
Microsoft should rename section break to "layout break" maybe.
Also, related topic, I really hate it when people just input a bunch of line breaks to get the cursor to the next page, instead of a page break.
People breaking lines manually by pressing Enter and indenting the paragraph by inserting spaces at the beginning of the line.
Office on macOS in general. Shit looks horrible, it doesn’t respect the OS it’s running on:
- Command + click on the title of a window (document) doesn’t reveal it in Finder
- Cannot rename an open document (what in the Windows 95 is this shit?)
- The Open/Save dialogs are soooo huge and sloppy
- The huge IE 6.0-style toolbars with tabs are fucking atrocious
- Some updater bullshit that runs in the background all the time and doesn’t use the trusty traditional framework or the App Store
Happy I don’t need to swap .docx
files anymore, I do everything in Numbers and Pages these days.
People who don’t understand windows or the minimize, maximize, and close buttons. So they constantly close the window and then relaunch the program to get back to the main screen or switch tasks.
And on macOS people not understanding that just because all the windows of an application are closed it doesn’t mean it’s not running.
I actually love this design because there’s no need for a window to be there while playing music for example.
Someone who asks for help with their laptop, then opens it to reveal what appears to be several years worth of snacks smashed into the keyboard and on the screen. No, Doug, I don't want to drive.
Back when I’d fix people’s Windows machines the first thing I usually did was run a standalone VNC server and put that shit on Ethernet. I don’t want to touch your nasty Cheetos keys.
When people who press caps lock to capitalize a single letter, like at the start of a sentence.
Yeah, people doing that is my fault.
My bad.
When a page or UI loads half a second before you click so you end up clicking on something else
Ughh I fucking hate when this happens.
I get that you can't load everything at once, but put some placeholder stuff there so the link I'm about to click doesn't shift halfway down the page a millisecond before I click.
People who touch your screen when pointing something out.
People who open and close their laptop lids by holding the sides and not the top.
People who drag their laptop across the table to move it instead of lifting it.
People who watch videos with the cursor hovering over the progress bar/playback controls so they never disappear.
- People get lost in navigation menus (web or otherwise) and relaunching the browser or app.
- People who use Caps Lock for one letter(psychos).
- People who know refuse to use virtual desktops/workspaces/tags when they have more than 5 windows open.
- People who refuse to learn common keybind shortcuts like open, cut, paste, close window, open tab and print. This one triggers me when I use a shortcut to help someone and they say I'm in the wrong menu....
To be fair, I'll use the more convenient shortcuts (cut/copy/paste, select all, save) that are genuinely easier to do with one hand. But Alt+F4? It either requires two hands or else your hand needs to qualify for Cirque de Soleil to hit it properly. Some of the "standard" keybinds are often more trouble than moving the pointer.
cmd+Q on macOS is great.
People who use Caps Lock for one letter
Speed Typing King Sean Wrona on Not Using Shift Key
Sean Wrona who currently holds a bunch of speed typing records uses it to type all capital letters. Instead of hitting Shift+letter he finds it is more efficient to hit CapsLock+letter+CapsLock in quick succession.
To have a title such as Speed Typing King sound like a psycho /s
A tangent, so that explains one of the colemak mods having the caps lock as a layer key and shift as the caps lock, but it'll revert to lower case after a letter.
Must not use a mac. On mac keyboards there's a small delay on the caps lock key where if you're intentionally hitting it it will turn on, but if you unintentionally bump it hitting A or something it typically wont. I'm quick enough that sometimes I'll it won't engage.
Wow, I would have never thought of that
People who type with one to three fingers at a software development company.
IT deploying the shit hole GlobalProtect instead of a “real” macOS .mobileconfig
that can run as an actual service and be on 24/7. Also IT not black holing IPv6 on the VPN (since they don’t want to support it) causing all the traffic to leak outside the tunnel.
…at a software development company.
Why am I the unemployed one?
For real?
People who type "Google" into the bar at the top of the browser, then type the site name into the search box.
Default search engine: Google
Text in address bar: site:google.com google
My co-worker does this, and it never fails to astonish me