Asklemmy

searching for google in google

people having no idea what to do when the instructions are literally on the screen, in front of them. Not "how" (that can be understandable), but "what".

I can understand this sort of thing among the elderly but I've met ablebodied engineers who don't understand how to computer. The awesome thing is that they don't take advice, they just Dunning Kruger their way through.

Can she also move between them the normal way too? Because screen wrap for the cursor is a thing.

I have a coworker that has two monitors on a free-moving desk stand and he has monitors as far apart as possible. The monitors are pretty small (24") and there is over two monitor widths between them. He has to whip his head around like he is trying trying to dodge a fly all day to do his work.

He complains about back and neck pain all the time.

When you want to click the fullscreen button, and the seekbar jumps to the end of the video, so you click the start of the seekbar, and now the volume control opens, so you click the video but the volume slider stays open, so you move the volume slider up and down, but now the video already reached the end so now it switches to the next video, and you have to wait for that page to load before you can go back to the previous video which will have to load and buffer all over again(and play an ad if you are on someone elses device)

JUST MAKE THE UI ELEMENTS HITBOXES MATCH THEIR LOOKS AND NOT OVERLAP. A SEEKBAR CAN BE AT THE TOP I DON'T GIVE A CRAP JUST DON'T DO THAT AARRGGGHH

Icons where there should be labels.

There's 12 random shapes in the interface. Clicking 1 of them might delete or block this contact, or it might allow you to send an attachment. How can you find out? You can't, cause there are no mouse-over labels either, and if you had the option to enable them, it would be hidden behind one of the 12 shapes that may cause more unknown trouble. So you can't feel safe to experiment either.

moving mouse targets. Like let's say you have two pinned items on the start menu, Firefox and steam. You click Firefox and it starts to open. You go to click steam, but Firefox finishes opening and the icon gets bigger. Steam's icon then moves to the right, so you click where it was but instead just hit Firefox again. It's stupid.

Note how Firefox has solved this with tabs. Open a bunch of browser tabs. Enough so they shrink a little. Then rapidly close some, starting from the left. Notice how they don't change size until you're done closing tabs.

Mouse tunnels. Like you click the "File" menu, and then mouse over "New" and a long sub menu opens. Longer than the original File menu. If you mouse directly from the top of File to the bottom of New, your cursor will briefly be outside either menu. This often will cause the entire menu to close. Mouse tunnel. Have to keep the cursor in the tunnel. Annoying.

Had an old job that insisted this was fine and refused to let me or anyone change the interface to fix it (on a website)

Focus stealing. Like you're typing, and some other application pops up and takes focus. The absolute worst is when it pops up and puts focus on a dialogue box, and you just happened to hit "enter". Instead of adding a new line to your document, you just accepted something. Awful.

"HEY POLLY, QUIT SQWACKING!"

• having hundreds, even thousands of unread emails in their inbox and constantly complain they did not see the email I sent them. Fucking unsubscribe from all the newsletters you don’t read and disable that Jira ticket update spam you don’t need to respond to. Suddenly it’s all manageable because you don’t actually get many important emails!
• in general (not just computer related) not learning how to use the tools available to you to solve problems you obviously have

Thousands of unread emails in an inbox.

Using a downloads folder as your entire filesystem.

Anything that has a popup telling me about a new feature that 1) has existed for a long time and 2) I already knew about (basically office 365)

Features and button I can't remove (basically office 365 and copilot)

When something changes its name to become less descriptive. (Basically microsoft office to office 365 to windows 365 to 365 to 3)

Basically office 365

Bonus: How do onedrive? With local file system? Where is my even? Fuck

Oh also those assholes who "hAvE aN aPp IdEa". Less so when it's a shittier version of something that already exists and you can ruin their dreams of become the next zuck or gates. (But also, if it was actually a good idea, why wouldn't I just steal it?)

When people learn you can program and they think you can program everything. (See previous comment)

People who call it "coding" instead of "programming". I am writing a program as in what you read to know what is occuring at an event? Like a play? Something with scenes and acts. There is progression from beginning to end. What I am doing is creating a routine for an actor. I'm not writing hieroglyphics, and if you are too stupid to realize that, you shouldn't get to name the fucking thing.

People who ask for help and are upset when you tell them you fixed the problem before, taught them how to do it themselves, and procede to tell them they are wasting your time, don't listen, or are an imbicile.

Using other people's keyboards. At all.

When IT treats you like the rest of the unwashed masses. When IT gets in your way or confiscates something. When people think you are literal IT (Why the fuck would I be able to reset your workday password?)

I'm going to stop before the vein in my forehead explodes. Again. But I'll probably add more later.

I really hate it when people save everything on Desktop