cerement

Old Yeller in first grade, Where the Red Fern Grows in third grade …

from Mastodon: “tariffs by ChatGPT”

also a 10% tariff on the joint US military base at Diego Garcia …

trained by Finns?

at some point, I learned about one classic Canadian cocktail, Moose Milk: 50/50 sweetened condensed milk and overproof rum

whataboutism – as long as you’re distracted by “China!”, you aren’t paying attention to the far more egregious privacy violations happening right here at home

even his own Grok is against the idea:

even ChatGPT agrees this is stupid:

mpv for the win

but if you really want your ASCII conversion: mpv --vo=caca or mpv --vo=tct

one of the California wildfires’ air quality was so bad, it was described as “smoking a pack of cigarettes an hour”

assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean