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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I think its a dick move.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Your mom been on Amazon again?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Paging Dr. Evil.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Maybe it’s Nicole’s.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Found moist critical's lemmy account

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Now that's a big load!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ah, I see they're catering to my ex's needs. I'm glad someone is!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

yep, double tap recommended at a gas station

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail's here!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Ah, -screte/-screet. Motherfucker.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!

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