Kiss, kill, marry
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2025
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Kiss? What is this PG shit, “fuck” makes this decision a lot more fun
I fuck the sphere. None of the others look like they will be pleasant going up my ass
I love my sphere so much. Thats a marry for sure
I'm killing that square antiprism because the Great Stellated Dodecahedron is pretty rad.
On second thought. Flip those last two. Kissing the Stellated Dodecahedron looks pretty painful to kiss
Where is my Ramiel ?
Fuck sphere, marry antiprism, kill dodecahedron.
Other than it'd just be kissing the sphere same. That dodecahedron is fucked just in a totally different way.
I may be kinky, but not dodecahedron levels of kinky.
Hence why it gets taken out back like old yeller.
There was no fuck option
This seems like a flaw in the post and not my answers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He's going to fuck that sphere
Someone hasn't heard of consent!
I kissed a sphere and I liked it.
I don't know where my dick goes in the antiprism but it's going somewhere.
It says kiss not fuck
I think they're marrying it.
Nailed it
Kiki before bouba
Sphere is the smoothest, easier to fuck without a visit to the ER.
Dodecahedron looks dangerous as hell. It could impale me a dozen ways, so I'm marrying it.
Guess I'm out for some antiprism murdering.
Fuck the sphere, marry the antiprism, kill the stellated dodecahedron
The sphere looks like a cuddler so I'll marry that. Probably kiss the dodecahedron because he looks like a bad boy. Sorry antiprism, you just don't have it
Kiss sphere Marry dodecahedron Kill anti prism
The only rational answer.
dyakis
Pondering that orb
I'm fucking the sphere
To each their own, I'll do the dodecahedron
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