It's under the bed.
this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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It's another carbon monoxide poisoning poisoning
Anon will need a plumber because he got up in a daze to use the bathroom.
Do people actually do this?
People aren't buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don't imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.
Sorry, I thought the implication was that someone intentionally slept with one in. I don't know how you'd sleep like that.
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I've done it before
May I ask why? No disrespect intended, just trying to understand.
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Maybe? This came from 4Chan so it's very possible it could be entirely made up lol
Made up aaaaand?
Attracted to the same gender
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Literally on 4chan as a header.
also, a statement by Fox News lawyers. (though maybe they used the word "entertainment" instead.)
4chan makes me believe it more in this case
Anything on 4chan I assume isn't real, but pretend it is. More fun that way.
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It was all a dream
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